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I'm working with some really bad code at the moment. There is some code which joins a load of values (integers) with '~', and then it passes it to a function. So it would be something like 1~5~12~3 etc. In the function it then splits this values on the '~' to get each value. It would be so much more readable, efficient, and less frangile if they had used an array. It amazes me how these people do their job. The other code in the project isn't much better either, actually the other problems are more difficult to fix. I hate blaming other peoples code, but I think that's what I will need to do.
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I suspect this kind of genius deservse some sort of coding award. Shall we call it the "Golden Hammer"  ?
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Sounds like you work with a coworker of mine
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Arrays are magical objects that only the high priests can call into being and manipulate.
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And every now and again developers must be sacrificed in order to summon them.
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I can think of a few you can have - do they have to be virgins?
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OriginalGriff wrote: do they have to be virgins?
Not a very limiting factor...
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Maybe not in the states, but in europe software developers are next only to film and pop stars in the "shagabillity" stakes! Unless they are VB developers, obviously.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Unless they are VB developers, obviously
Then they trump even Brad Pitt!!
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You are both horrible liars.
Come on, we all know the standard programmer package involves a guy living in mom's basement at 20-something who plays World of Warcraft, goes to ren faires and hasn't touch a female pink part in 20 something years.
The upgraded "I'll code for food" programmer has a wife, 2 kids, a mortgage and wishes he had gone into business school.
For the premium package you get the choice of it being male or female, and the programmer is actually happy in the job. Most business do not opt for this upgrade.
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ragnaroknrol wrote: You are both horrible liars.
I think they are quite good at it!
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Obviously, you are not a european software developer! (Or you are a VB developer...) 
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lol
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Yes, first-time sacrifices only.
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It's a normal practice that the company does...
they just find their own way to develop something interesting and land up into something weird...
Post it in some newspaper it is a sure shot horror....
syth.feana
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Member 4487083 wrote: I'm working with some really bad code at the moment. There is some code which joins a load of values (integers) with '~', and then it passes it to a function. So it would be something like 1~5~12~3 etc. In the function it then splits this values on the '~' to get each value. It would be so much more readable, efficient, and less frangile if they had used an array. It amazes me how these people do their job. The other code in the project isn't much better either, actually the other problems are more difficult to fix. I hate blaming other peoples code, but I think that's what I will need to do.
You're right; that is completely retarded.
Sincerely Yours,
Brian Hart
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Oh trust me, this code (may be in JSON format would help?) is MUCH better for passing stuff across the process border and through shared memory then defining all the data in structures in IDL file and implement custom COM marshaller. Then any single access to this data structure causes almost 1000 disk read operations (it reads TLB from DLL) - I had to debug it, and it is not fun.
Once again, if they use this ~ for passing data across the process border - I would not blame them - yes, I would use SafeArray instead, but still I would not blame these guys.
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that's extending a quite a bit of credit, lol!
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Then ~ does not join ints, it complements them; do you mean they passed a string with "~" as delimiter?
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That's the impression I got.
He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.
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Does the language support lists?
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VickyC# wrote: Does the language support lists?
It's C#.
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