

back.....away.....from.....the.....keyboard......





If he's the center of the universe, then technically shouldn't the keyboard back away from him?





Maybe it can't because the gravitational pull is so strong.





Well, then it's time to invent an escapeassist rocket for a keyboard. Or honestly, maybe you should just let it collapse into him... If you add enough keyboards (And divert the entire manufacturing capacity of the human race to this for several million years), you could turn him into a black hole.
I don't know where this is going, but my gut tells me it's just one punchline away from being funny.





Ian Shlasko wrote: I don't know where this is going,
At the start I had visions of it heading towards Uranus.......





DaveAuld wrote: At the start I had visions of it heading towards Uranus.......
Ok, that's a start, but now you have to combine it with the semijoke... Somehow connect that to a black h
Ya know what... Let's just let that one go Err, no, don't do that... Uh... Just pass No...





Every time planets or orbits or space or universe or anything astronomical then there is the required mention of the 7th planet in our solar system.
We really need a rename on that planet, don't you think?





It was renamed... In 2620. Don't you watch Futurama?





I haven't watched Futurama, because I boycotted The Simpsons in Season 2 and haven't watched anything by Matt Groening since. I know. Pretty cool, huh?





This whole chain of riffs was great though. Way to go out there.





You know, as someone who's been messing around in Project Euler lately and could now code a Sieve of Eratosthenes* in his sleep, that algorithm makes me cry a little inside.
(You know, it's easier to code the algorithm than to spell that guy's name...)





All odd numbers are prime, right? Let me check. Yep, all odd numbers are prime.
Makes it a lot easier to count by the primes.
Also, are there more odd numbers or even numbers? I know the answer, but it's a puzzle for you.





newton.saber wrote: Also, are there more odd numbers or even numbers? I know the answer, but it's a puzzle for you.
I dunno, let's find out... You start naming odd numbers, and I'll start naming even numbers... Whoever can name more of them wins!
By the way, is Infinity odd or even? I mean, it's a sideways 8, and 8 is even... But since it's sideways, that's a little odd, right? It's also kind of a car, except they spell it oddly, so maybe the original spelling is even... My head hurts...





Quote: By the way, is Infinity odd or even? I mean, it's a sideways 8, and 8 is even... But since it's sideways, that's a little odd, right?
Please, stop! You're hurting me!





newton.saber wrote: it's a puzzle for you.
Not really: there are an infinite quantity of each.
The way we define "more", "less", and "equal" for infinite quantities is as follows. For two collections A and B (say A are the even numbers and B are the odd numbers) we say that
If you can associate every item in A with a unique item in B, and vice versa, then A and B are the same size.
If you can associate every item in A with a unique item in B, but not vice versa, then B is bigger than A.
If you can associate every item in B with a unique item in A, but not vice versa, then A is bigger than B.
In this case you can associate every even number n with the odd number n+1, and you can associate every odd number m with the even number m−1 (assuming 0 is even) so therefore there are just as many odd numbers as even numbers.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...





This is terribly incorrect, because I stopped counting on an odd number, so there are more odd numbers than even. Thank you for your input.





You might get a more accurate result if you start at infinity and count backward.
modified 27Oct14 15:19pm.





PIEBALDconsult wrote: You might get a more accurate result if you start at infinity and count backward
Great idea. I'm working on this now.





Chuck Norris already did it.
Twice.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...





+2 for the chuck norris reference. I should've seen it coming, but I was busy with my countdown from infinity.





newton.saber wrote: All odd numbers are prime, right?
No, primes aren't just any odd number.





PIEBALDconsult wrote: No, primes aren't just any odd number.
Of course they are. It's ridiculous to think that they aren't.





At least he used the % operator rather than implementing his own function.





I suspect luck was involved.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...





Yeah, it could have been worse...
public static bool SeeIfNumberIsOdd(int i)
{
for (int n = i; n > 0; n)
{
if (n==1)
return true;
else if (n==2)
return false;
}
return true;
}
That felt dirty to write... Ok, I probably could have made it a LITTLE worse... Maybe O(n^2), but that might be gratuitous.



