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The Weird and The Wonderful forum is a place to post Coding Horrors, Worst Practices, and the occasional flash of brilliance.

We all come across code that simply boggles the mind. Lazy kludges, embarrasing mistakes, horrid workarounds and developers just not quite getting it. And then somedays we come across - or write - the truly sublime.

Post your Best, your worst, and your most interesting. But please - no programming questions . This forum is purely for amusement and discussions on code snippets. All actual programming questions will be removed.

 
GeneralRe: Why would you do this to a stored procedure? It never did anything to you. Pin
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GeneralRe: Why would you do this to a stored procedure? It never did anything to you. Pin
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GeneralRe: Why would you do this to a stored procedure? It never did anything to you. Pin
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GeneralRe: Why would you do this to a stored procedure? It never did anything to you. Pin
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GeneralLoading custom fields from Quickbooks [modified] Pin
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And do you see that I marked it as a joke? Oh dear, I know the meaning of this forum, and I saw the problems the code snippet causes. And I posted like someone would do who uses to write such code. That seems to be beyond the joking capacity of an average CP member though, as can be deduced from the votes...
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