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The Weird and The Wonderful forum is a place to post Coding Horrors, Worst Practices, and the occasional flash of brilliance.

We all come across code that simply boggles the mind. Lazy kludges, embarrasing mistakes, horrid workarounds and developers just not quite getting it. And then somedays we come across - or write - the truly sublime.

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GeneralRe: Strangely Refactored NamememberPIEBALDconsult28 Jan '13 - 15:20 
Nay, it just doesn't include a naughty word. Clbuttic.
GeneralRe: Strangely Refactored Namemember d@nish 28 Jan '13 - 19:41 
He could could have further shorten it by using anti. Fairly similar sounds unless you pronounce it like ant-i.
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GeneralRe: Strangely Refactored NamememberSoMad28 Jan '13 - 20:03 
"ntty" would have been even shorter and still sound about the same Cool | :cool: .
 
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GeneralRe: Strangely Refactored NamememberFreak3028 Jan '13 - 22:31 
"ntt" would be even shorter. Wink | ;)
GeneralRe: Strangely Refactored NamememberSoMad28 Jan '13 - 22:46 
There you go. Now we are getting somewhere. Smile | :)
 
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GeneralRe: Strangely Refactored NamememberPIEBALDconsult29 Jan '13 - 11:20 
nt2
GeneralRe: Strangely Refactored NamememberHuntrCkr31 Jan '13 - 21:48 
Why not just ntt? If you spell it out (which is what I assume you should do if there are no vowels D'Oh! | :doh: ) its en-tee-tee... Sounds about right to me Poke tongue | ;-P
GeneralRe: Strangely Refactored NamememberSoMad31 Jan '13 - 22:38 
Yes, Freak30 also pointed that out above. I am ashamed to admit, I just did not see it Sigh | :sigh: .
 
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GeneralRe: Strangely Refactored Namememberjibesh28 Jan '13 - 20:19 
keep an eye on him he might try shorten the number of lines to code used in the project to shorten the application!!Confused | :confused:
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GeneralRe: Strangely Refactored NamemvpOriginalGriff28 Jan '13 - 20:43 
But that'll speed it up, won't it? Wink | ;)
 
You use smaller fonts to make the application EXE smaller...
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