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The Weird and The Wonderful forum is a place to post Coding Horrors, Worst Practices, and the occasional flash of brilliance.

We all come across code that simply boggles the mind. Lazy kludges, embarrasing mistakes, horrid workarounds and developers just not quite getting it. And then somedays we come across - or write - the truly sublime.

Post your Best, your worst, and your most interesting. But please - no programming questions . This forum is purely for amusement and discussions on code snippets. All actual programming questions will be removed.

 
GeneralRe: Why is my code so slow?? PinprofessionalJörgen Andersson24-Sep-13 5:30 
GeneralRe: Why is my code so slow?? Pinprofessionalvonb24-Sep-13 5:37 
GeneralRe: Why is my code so slow?? PinprofessionalJörgen Andersson24-Sep-13 9:32 
GeneralRe: Why is my code so slow?? PinmemberRage24-Sep-13 6:15 
GeneralRe: Why is my code so slow?? PinprofessionalJörgen Andersson24-Sep-13 9:34 
GeneralMessage Automatically Removed PinmemberNishali Kashyap24-Sep-13 9:49 
GeneralRe: Why is my code so slow?? [modified] PinprofessionalCIDev24-Sep-13 6:01 
GeneralRe: Why is my code so slow?? PinprotectorOriginalGriff24-Sep-13 9:58 
GeneralRe: Why is my code so slow?? Pinprofessional@AmitGajjar25-Sep-13 2:57 
GeneralRe: Why is my code so slow?? PinprofessionalPIEBALDconsult24-Sep-13 16:38 
GeneralRe: Why is my code so slow?? Pinprofessionalvonb24-Sep-13 20:20 
GeneralRe: Why is my code so slow?? PinprofessionalPIEBALDconsult24-Sep-13 20:22 
GeneralRe: Why is my code so slow?? Pinprofessionalvonb24-Sep-13 20:58 
GeneralRe: Why is my code so slow?? PinmemberNagy Vilmos24-Sep-13 23:14 
No you need to leave some delay in for a development holiday. When Boss Man says the app is too slow, tell him you'll have a look, spend two days faffing, reduce the wait by 20% and tell him you've optimised the code. Simples.
speramus in juniperus

GeneralRe: Why is my code so slow?? Pinprofessional@AmitGajjar25-Sep-13 2:58 
GeneralRe: Why is my code so slow?? PinmemberSortaCore1-Oct-13 11:58 
GeneralRe: Why is my code so slow?? PinprofessionalBernhard Hiller25-Sep-13 22:45 
GeneralNot really a question of how-do-I... PinmemberSortaCore23-Sep-13 0:41 
GeneralRe: Not really a question of how-do-I... Pinmember d@nish 23-Sep-13 1:45 
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QuestionRe: Not really a question of how-do-I... PinmvpEddy Vluggen23-Sep-13 4:40 
GeneralRe: Not really a question of how-do-I... PinprofessionalSuvabrata Roy23-Sep-13 4:26 
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GeneralAnyone see the problem here? PinmemberMardy Git19-Sep-13 23:50 
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GeneralRe: Anyone see the problem here? PinmemberSentenryu20-Sep-13 3:30 
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GeneralRe: Anyone see the problem here? PinmemberArgonia20-Sep-13 0:50 
GeneralRe: Anyone see the problem here? PinmemberMardy Git20-Sep-13 0:56 
GeneralRe: Anyone see the problem here? PinprofessionalRichard Deeming20-Sep-13 3:01 
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GeneralRe: Anyone see the problem here? PinprofessionalBernhard Hiller22-Sep-13 23:17 
GeneralStoopid me Pinprofessional_Psychopomp_16-Sep-13 5:56 
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Generalsomething weird PinmemberC.CoderCreator12-Sep-13 19:00 
GeneralRe: something weird PinprofessionalRon Beyer12-Sep-13 19:18 
GeneralRe: something weird PinprofessionalPIEBALDconsult13-Sep-13 4:50 
GeneralI, Moron PinmemberClodetta del Mar12-Sep-13 7:41 
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