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The Weird and The Wonderful forum is a place to post Coding Horrors, Worst Practices, and the occasional flash of brilliance.

We all come across code that simply boggles the mind. Lazy kludges, embarrassing mistakes, horrid workarounds and developers just not quite getting it. And then somedays we come across - or write - the truly sublime.

Post your Best, your worst, and your most interesting. But please - no programming questions . This forum is purely for amusement and discussions on code snippets. All actual programming questions will be removed.

 
JokeRe: How not to create an instance of a singleton Pin
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GeneralThere is nothing new under the sun... Pin
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Duncan Edwards Jones wrote:
Fortunately the compiler just ignores this so no actual harm done
Which proves that we already have machine that outsmarts the men... Big Grin | :-D
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)

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GeneralHow not to do transaction processing Pin
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RantI just can't take it no more! Pin
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GeneralThis did not serve it's intended purpose Pin
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GeneralTight disposing of objects in an old project Pin
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