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The Buzzword Bingo forum is a place to post examples of ludicrous, convoluted and meaningless buzzwords and marketing drivel dreamed up by those seeking to sound more important and meaningful than they actually are.

We are developers, which means our job is to simplify complicated and ill-expressed requirements in order to produce something elegant and useful. If you want to impress us then please just tell it to us straight. The less pre-processing we have to do the more we will be interested.

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Best SharePoint Conference Buzzword (MMTI) AspDotNetDev 15-Nov-12 20:09  4, actually, used in sequence: "Managed Metadata Taxonomy Infrastructure".   I still haven't figured out what that means. Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut! Sign In·Permalink Re: Best SharePoint Conference Buzzword (MMTI) devvvy 15-Nov-12 20:19  it means you can safely disregard it dev Sign In·Permalink Re: Best SharePoint Conference Buzzword (MMTI) Zac Greve 16-Nov-12 11:07  Here[^] and Here[^] and Here[^] and Here[^]. I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image. Stephen Hawking Sign In·Permalink Re: Best SharePoint Conference Buzzword (MMTI) Zac Greve 16-Nov-12 11:50  To further my previous reply:   Managed = .NET   Metadata = Data about data   Taxonomy = Division into ordered groups or categories   Infrastructure = Framework I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image. Stephen Hawking Sign In·Permalink Re: Best SharePoint Conference Buzzword (MMTI) Paul Conrad 1-Dec-12 19:13  "Any sort of work in VB6 is bound to provide several WTF moments." - Christian Graus Sign In·Permalink Re: Best SharePoint Conference Buzzword (MMTI) Zac Greve 1-Dec-12 20:08  It still doesn't really make sense, though. Bob Dole The internet is a great way to get on the net. 2.0.82.7292 SP6a Sign In·Permalink Re: Best SharePoint Conference Buzzword (MMTI) Paul Conrad 2-Dec-12 6:59  I think most buzzwords when chained together are not supposed to really make sense "Any sort of work in VB6 is bound to provide several WTF moments." - Christian Graus Sign In·Permalink Re: Best SharePoint Conference Buzzword (MMTI) Zac Greve 2-Dec-12 10:42  Bob Dole The internet is a great way to get on the net. 2.0.82.7292 SP6a Sign In·Permalink Re: Best SharePoint Conference Buzzword (MMTI) ihoecken 26-Feb-13 5:14  Zac Greve wrote: Managed = .NET In this case thats wrong.   Managed = You can define them centrally for the farm ------------------------------ Author of Primary ROleplaying SysTem   How do I take my coffee? Black as midnight on a moonless night. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. Sign In·Permalink

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