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The Buzzword Bingo forum is a place to post examples of ludicrous, convoluted and meaningless buzzwords and marketing drivel dreamed up by those seeking to sound more important and meaningful than they actually are.

We are developers, which means our job is to simplify complicated and ill-expressed requirements in order to produce something elegant and useful. If you want to impress us then please just tell it to us straight. The less pre-processing we have to do the more we will be interested.

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Buzzword Guru AspDotNetDev 21 Mar '12 - 21:55  I believe "predictioneering" is a Golden Guru exclusive. Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut! Sign In·Permalink Re: Buzzword Guru Danny Martin 27 Mar '12 - 3:08  I'm predictioneerialising that it's possibly not a mathematical science at all eh?   Danny Sign In·Permalink Re: Buzzword Guru Nagy Vilmos 27 Mar '12 - 6:14  bullsh*t[^]: J. Gryphon Shafer Founder, Guru-in-Chief   Gryphon is a serial entrepreneur and multi-decade veteran of the information technology industry.   Wow Mr Shafter [fixed that spelling mistake]! How did you get your head so far up your own arse? Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett Sign In·Permalink Re: Buzzword Guru RobCroll 27 Mar '12 - 11:31  Deciphering that actually means Shafer has failed more than once in business and has been using a computer for a little over 2 years.   This guy sounds like he should give up trying to con people, he's too stupid. "You get that on the big jobs." Sign In·Permalink Re: Buzzword Guru riced 28 Apr '12 - 4:43  Perhaps he's a Peter Drucker guru: “I have been saying for many years,” Drucker once remarked, “that we are using the word ‘guru’ only because ‘charlatan’ is too long to fit into a headline.” Regards David R --------------------------------------------------------------- "Every program eventually becomes rococo, and then rubble." - Alan Perlis The only valid measurement of code quality: WTFs/minute. Sign In·Permalink

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