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A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.
The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She said, "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow."
"Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be all right...I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch.
But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants,and she put her hands inside. She began to massage him.
She then asked him, "How does that feel?"
To which he replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."
It's an OO world.
public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
}
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Pat Condell[^]. If you think what I had to say below was contentious, listen to Pat: he's saying what needs to be said - it's a pity not enough people are listening.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
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I know, lets take all the ex Celts from Galicia and Brittany, and carve out a new state in Essex and rehouse them there.
After all, they used to live there 1400 years ago.
Or better still lets create a new state in Romania and rehouse Irish people form around the world there, after all, thats where the Celts came from originally, back in 300BC.
Actually, lets not bother. The past is the past, get over it. Acting on it is only going to prolong the strife for all concerned.
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Nothing to say.
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So no land rights for Australia's aborigines?
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Yeah, give them back Sidney! 
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Not enough uranium mining rights to sell for it to be a sacred site
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Gotta love Oz. Nowt but a twatting big mine for the CHineese!
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_Josh_ wrote: And Shane Warne Kylie Minogue!
And Jason Donovan.
And Rolf Bloody Harris.
So I wouldn't get too happy if I were you.
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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Well to be honest warne is nothing to be proud of either.
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If only 'twer that simple. My own preference would have been to place Israel in West Texas or near Perth, Australia and to obliterate most of Essex east of Epping!
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
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And people that deal a lot with DBs cause they always catch lots of sex.
As in :
catch(SQLException sex){
EnjoyItWhileYouCanYouBastards();
}
All the best,
Dan
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Wall of Truth[^].
I'm pretty sure this will get some heated responses but that's fine - that's why we're here. I agree with everything here and have thought so for a long time - in particular what they have termed myth 3 is one that has always angered me - how long can you keep holding out an olive branch when it is never enough?
Anyway, enjoy or other wise - I'm off to the gym.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
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Mark, (and I perhaps ought to be very careful about how I put this), that is an excellent post.
The problem we have is that truth is often the first victim in any campaign of hatred.
Unfortunately when those who are educated in a theocracy are confronted with facts that do not tally with the lies they have been told, they attempt to change the facts rather than accept them and change their ideology.
As for myth 10...Well it is English, isn't it?
It was captured by the Knights Templar and was held by English Knights until they removed the Ark of the Covenant and buried it in the desert.
It's current whereabouts are unknown, but understood to be in an unnamed storage facility in Nevada.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
English League Tables - Live
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Dalek Dave wrote: and I perhaps ought to be very careful about how I put this
Mark is fine though shitface, bastard, wanker, etc, etc, have all been used instead.
Your world view apprears to be strangely union jack coloured - very amusing.
Area 52, apparently.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
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Hey, the English Knights looked after the holy grail too!
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
English League Tables - Live
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Methinks you've been watching too much Monty Python!
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
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I was thinking more of Indiana Jones.
But yeah, they both apply.
Clippity Clop Clippity Clop.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
English League Tables - Live
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Aren't they fundamentally the same thing? :=)
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
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After reading everything in there, I have to say that there is probably a large element of truth in the claims. However, this is clearly a biased Israeli/Jewish viewpoint, so the "truth" needs to be taken with a grain of salt the same as all the "truth" from the muslims being responded to need to be taken with a grain of salt. Both sides of this issue have an agenda associated with everything that they do.
I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
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Fair point. But having said that can you point out the lies and correct them?
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
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Not for me to do because I don't have anywhere near enough knowledge on the subject. I think my point was more that each side will have it's highly biased views and that the truth, like most situations in life, lies somewhere in between on each claim.
I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
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So, on the one hand you criticise my post by saying it is clearly biased but offer nothing to back that up. Interesting.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
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Saying an article is of a biased opinion is an observation, not a criticism. Don't create an argument where there isn't one.
Edit: You probably think that because I didn't 100% agree with your post, I must be 100% opposed, but that is 100% wrong. I am completely in agreement that Israel has as much a right to exist as any other country. That being said, I also think it would be incredibly naive of someone to think of any government coming out smelling like roses in the way your post describes the Israeli government.
I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
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What do you think I started the thread for? Really, some people.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
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