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JokeDoctors' opinions on Universal Health Insurance PinmemberVivic4-Oct-12 21:32 
Apparently the American Medical Association has weighed in on the new health insurance law.

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception.
 
Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
 
Pathologists yelled, ‘Over my dead body’, while the Paediatricians said, ‘Oh, grow up!’

The Podiatrists thought it was a big step backward, and the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands off the whole thing.
 
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, ‘This puts a whole new face on the matter.’

The Anaesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say ‘no’.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the a**holes in Washington.
GeneralRe: Doctors' opinions on Universal Health Insurance PinmemberZac Greve5-Oct-12 5:52 
GeneralRe: Doctors' opinions on Universal Health Insurance Pinmemberkrumia6-Oct-12 20:48 

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