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A guy walks into a bar with his horse and offers $100 to anybody who can make the horse laugh. Only
one guy says he can do it, and he whispers something in the horse's ear. Sure enough, the horse
laughs his head off.
So the following week, the guy is back in the bar with his horse again, but his time he offers $200
to anyone who can make the horse cry. The same guy comes up to him, then whispers to the horse and
they go off to the bathroom. Amazingly, when they come back, the horse is sobbing. The horse's owner
goes over to the other guy, and says: "Hey, I just gotta know - how did you do that?"
"Simple," he replies, "last week I told him I had a bigger c*** than him. This week I showed
him...."
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Did you buy a joke book from the fifties? 
Still very funny.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
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mark merrens wrote: Did you buy a joke book from the fifties? Are you from the fifties?
FTFY.
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Thanks, but have you seen her???
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
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Yes, her wedding photos (I'm being ironic too)
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I've found them from different sources, some of them from coworkers, some of them from the Internet... The ones that make me laugh are the ones that deserve to be posted here... 
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