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JokeBBJOTDmemberihoecken21 Feb '13 - 2:52 
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what, we're going to be the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. we're going at night!" Cool | :cool:
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GeneralRe: BBJOTDmemberRage21 Feb '13 - 3:42 
So what ? This is actually quite clever !
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GeneralRe: BBJOTDmemberihoecken21 Feb '13 - 3:49 
Rage wrote:
So what ? This is actually quite clever !

 
Of course. The joke is that neither russians nor americans had this cool idea.
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How do I take my coffee? Black as midnight on a moonless night.
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GeneralRe: BBJOTDmemberRage21 Feb '13 - 3:50 
Thumbs Up | :thumbsup:
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GeneralRe: BBJOTDmemberChrisElston21 Feb '13 - 3:53 
Take it to The Lounge
 

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GeneralRe: BBJOTDmemberihoecken21 Feb '13 - 3:54 
ChrisElston wrote:
Take it to The Lounge

Laugh | :laugh:
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How do I take my coffee? Black as midnight on a moonless night.
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GeneralRe: BBJOTDmemberDeyan Georgiev21 Feb '13 - 8:13 
You voted 5. Rating now 3.67 (votes: 3)

How is this possible considering down voting is disabled?
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GeneralRe: BBJOTDmemberMarco Bertschi21 Feb '13 - 8:37 
If someone reports a post the post gets automatically voted as 1.
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JokeRe: BBJOTDmemberetkins21 Feb '13 - 5:36 
was that a russian blonde or an american blonde Cool | :cool:
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