We do seem to be running out of titles since our Monkeys took a vacation. We know this is heartbreaking but be assured, your day shall be saved soon enough. The Rewind. Coming to your local braincell for absolute nonsense and insanity.
* Music plays from a iPhone music app as a cat and a dog wrestle with the phone in their mouth *
Once upon a time there were alphabets ABCD till Z. Until the evil alphabet soup monster wanted to eat them. There were two heroes born from the flame of the phoenix destined to bring back the ever lasting peace to the entire world. These above mortals were called Pratik and Abhinav. Terror struck as the evil alphabet soup monster (alright this is EASM from now thanks) fought so much with them that it was reduced to nothing but nothing. Feeling pity for it, the two heroes of the world let it eat one alphabet and turned to return home joyously. All was not well. Pratik discovered that a new cricket match was played where a player with a incredible abbreviated name without the letter had scored way too much. Abhinav registered a "ASAP Case"(r) and decided that serious investigation was needed to find out how ABD resembled the EASM. The entire galaxy held it's breath as Abhinav declared that the Indian Cricket Team score was equal to ABD. Pratik analyzed ABD and found that he had breached the "World Record Incorrect Conduct". The hope now rests on the Indian team as noone has the power to match ABD. We were told that Abhinav and Pratik were not available for comment. However, this person strives to bring you the scoop ASAP. Contacting a lil' birdie told us that Abhinav was on Pluto and Pratik on the Sun co-ordinating a research. Is this working? Can they save everyone from the EASM with the missing letter which was "C"? Cover story. Fastest ODI 100![^] India and ABD Score[^]
Member 11536546456 (Nevermind we just messed it up) has promoted himself to Hamster Reporter! He has brought some information on the World Cup incidentally with a exclusive Tea(m) Bag. When requested about the actual tea and the flavour, Member laughed that we were not able to comprehend the way it tasted and challenged us to a IQ test. We scored a high -1 and were proud to have retained the Nonsense Guaranteed Title. Member was angry and challenged us to a Cricket match where we had to score 6532 runs in 1 over. We were told we would get a break after each ball to sit and analyze the trajectory and determine whether the air was decent or polluted so that a better analysis could be done. Rain spoiled the game after we scored 0 off a ball which thankfully saved us. Totally enraged with confusion, Member allowed us to leave with a "You will be out at the World Cup". Member has graciously granted the permission to publish this information but declared a law that anyone NOT copying will be met in the supreme court. Full list of final World Cup Squads[^]
Rajesh waran has broken through the barrier and promoted himself to Hamster Reporter! Rajesh was a brilliant researcher who had dedicated his life to researching the world. One day, a random PC game enthusiast abused his PC after he got pwned so hard. Rajesh was really concerned and instantly contacted all the game studios and wanted a cheat code. Game companies instantly filed lawsuits against the PC and the PC game enthusiast who was told to pay 1 rupee in losses. In horror Rajesh watched when the game enthusiast remarked "Chalta hai yaar" (Let it go dude) and bought a Big Babool bubble gum for 1 rupee instead. Rajesh was now motivated and inspired to save the poor guy from the might of the huge companies and decided to start a protest. Can Rajesh succeed in remembering his game of life? Find out! Remember Game of life![^]
Gold Coin has broken through the post barrier and suddenly promoted himself to Hamster Reporter! On entering the HTC world, Coin bought a phone immediately to test the software. What he found was a annoying "beep beep" sound when the phone was turned 1.5 cm to the right, 5 cm to the west, 0.54 cm to the east and 1m to the north pole (All units are not scaled). With the bug in hand, Coin decided to make sure others would not suffer the sound and wanted to fix them all. HTC was very happy and instantly wanted to hire him for a rumoured offer of 198877 thousandtrillionlakh dollars. Gold Coin being a very generous member of Codeproject, decided to do it for free. The world now congratulated Coin for his achievement and users commented that "fixing this has allowed us to move forward". Read the latest: HTC Power to[^]
chethu has suddenly promoted himself to Rocking Hamster Superstar!!!! chethu was returning from his concert tour when he discovered a link to youtube for music. chethu now proceeded to rock the world with the new song and started creating new moves for the next gangnam style trailer. Fans were screaming to get it released asap and chethu was said to "work on 100000 moves" and that he would promise a new "demo trailer". Music[^]
* Obligatory phone cracking sound and phone break sound. Puppy dog eyes activated with Cat Amused Eyes *
I just came home from a holiday in India a week ago, and now I really miss the Indian Summer[^]
This one: Sea Dreamer[^] is actually one of my favourites, Indian/Western crossover where she plays with Sting!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
In my mobile that was an App from HTC. The Application name itself says that you have some Power To Give. The older version of that was very stubborn that your device should be connected to Wi-Fi and charger to make that application working. But recent version of that App works in offline which means whenever you are charging your mobile it will start working.
You can customize the application behavior (Like Usage of RAM, Processor, Battery temperature and Main Memory Etc.,)
The main advantage of this application was your device will work like a PC that will do some calculate on behalf of some research institutions (Like space research, medical research for some diseases, or some kind of major government or private projects that need more computing power) Only thing you can't see any working of this application. once you unlock you screen this application will stop working and it will ask you to turn off the screen
My question here is does anyone using this? Or any one aware of this Application in you HTC mobile which comes as factory installed?
your device will work like a PC that will do some calculate on behalf of some research institutions
Do you think such organisations require power from such apps? Do they have set up to combine power from such n-number of users? What about user's privacy/security? I think HTC doesn't know that machines used inside even a small research firm are far more powerful than even their flagship devices.
Now a days, topics for marketing are almost over,so companies are talking about anything. Really....anything.
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly"- SoMad