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Management Concepts in a Bank Robbery!
There was this robbery in Guangzhou , the robber shouted to everyone:
"All don't move, money belongs to the state, life belongs to you."
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.
This is called "Mind Changing Concept --> Changing the conventional way of thinking".
One lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her "Please be civilised! This is a robbery and not a rape!"
This is called "Being Professional --> Focus only on what you are trained to do!"
When the robbers got back, the younger robber (MBA trained) told the older
robber (who is only primary school educated), "Big bro, let's count how
much we got", the older robber rebutted and said, "You very stupid, so much
money, how to count, tonight TV will tell us how much we robbed from the
bank!"
This is called "Experience --> nowadays experience is more important than
paper qualifications!"
After the robbers left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call
the police quickly. The supervisor says "Wait, wait wait, let's put the 5
million RMB we embezzled into the amount the robbers robbed".
This is called "Swim with the tide --> converting an unfavorable situation
to your advantage!"
The supervisor says "It will be good if there is a robbery every month".
This is called "Killing Boredom --> Happiness is most important."
The next day, TV news reported that 100 million RMB was taken from the
bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could
only count 20 million RMB. The robbers were very angry and complained "We
risked our lives and only took 20 million RMB, the bank manager took 80
million RMB with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be
educated to be a thief!"
This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!"
The bank manager was smiling and happy because his loss in the CINOPEC
shares are now covered by this robbery.
This is called "Seizing the opportunity --> daring to take risks!"
My name itself is a partial palindrome : AnuraGGuptA
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Funny facts about Google users:
50% of people use Google well as a search engine.
The rest 50% of them use it to check if their internet is connected.
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Newer generation are behaving like mad. They dont have value of there life. I am travelling daily on local trains. As my office timings are from 2 to 11 pm i am little bit late. As the rush is not that much these youngsters doing there stunts and even engage in fights with some passengers.
They are also in some robbery cases in the night when there are very few passengers in the local trains.
I am really irritated with this and want to slap them. But they are in group so we can not do anything.
They always stand nearby the doors of the train and hanging like monkeys. They not even give side to the passengers at the station when train stops. (Local train f** bastards)
Last week one of the passengers had quarrel with one of this youngster and after dropping at one of the station that youngster guy throws a stone at him when train was leaving the station. Fortunately the stone was not hit somebody.
In the end they are dying like insects performing there stunts by crushing under the train. The railway police does not do anything to prohibit this.
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Nish is probably throwing a party today.
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Search for Atari Breakout in google and then switch to image search.
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Hyderabad could have been assured of victory.
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Go to your profile page and hit up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a.
Very cool. 
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Hi all,
What smart phone will u buy in these days?
What price will be affordable?
Is this really needed in these days?
Does a smart phone replace laptops in reading prospective and carrying, having some fun as well?
What is a use of laptop over a smart phone either?
_AKA_KSN_
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A lot happening here now since last 2-3 days... not at all boring. 
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I like Friday evening. A good weekend is coming
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I tried friends, naukri.com and monster but am not able to find developers for ruby on rails project.
Any pointers where else should I look and any additional keywords - I am using "Ruby on rails".
Developers should be from NCR, India - preferably Delhi/Noida
Regards
Amar
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I think that I've seen better days in this city, at least with respect to traffic.
A 10 km ride is taking no less than 35 minutes, and if you were attempting that in peak traffic hours, add another 20 minutes to that. The pollution is choking, and I don't see the number of vehicles coming down or the roads broadening up. I guess this place is heading for what could be worse.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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If you go to a player's page on the cricinfo website, you see a Like option for the page just like we have for everything nowadays.
Just came up with some statistics -
Sunil Gavaskar page - 188 page likes
Ravi Shastri - 199 page likes
Kapil Dev - 405 page likes
MS Dhoni - 12938 page likes
Sachin Tendulkar - 88049 page likes
Virat Kohli - 13847 page likes
Very obvious who the "younger" generations are a fan off (with Sachin Tendulkar being the obvious exception).
And I guess stardom has got less to do with talent?
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I suppose right now everyone would have actually come across theatres selling popcorn (small) for Rs.40 or a Rs.10 Lays or Bingo packet for Rs.50 (Yup it's true and the best part is the MRP is still visible on the packet!).
Do you think all movie theatres have become worse or instead better? They don't allow almost any foodstuff inside these days as well. Ticket prices are sort of the same which is I think a good thing as if they had increased as well, it would be very very bad.
What do you think?
My Blog
Tai'shar Manetheren! Tai'shar Malkier!
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I'm the same as you. Even though I'am a Cricket fan and used to follow IPL, I'm sort of sick (I guess) of the numerous threads.
But let me ask you one question: Why don't you post? Instead of being a lazybone, why don't you start something interesting and continue it? I've done it from time to time when I have time (this is NOT a twister) and posted some sort of random topic. This is a general forum where ANYTHING can be discussed.
If you come here not to contribute and just to read how is that someone's problem who is being active here? Instead can't we do it ourselves by starting our own topics?
My Blog
Tai'shar Manetheren! Tai'shar Malkier!
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Hi all,
Do any one have scroll lagging with this link http://www.codeproject.com/KB/cs/[^] for me its getting very slow scrolling. My machine is core i5 running @ 3.10 GHZ 4 GB Ram. does page need more than this configuration?. rest of the pages are fine.
_AKA_KSN_
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In worst of forms currently... though something tells him he will score in SL's match 1 whenever it happens post IPL!
SRH should again try Q De Kock...
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Seriously? There's hundreds of Sharmas and they all seem to bowl (apart from Rohit). Are they all brothers?
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Normal work breaks for me used to be logging to CP and read Indian Lounge it was fun to read some intresting forum discussion but from past few days its only IPL ,IPL and IPL , c'mon guys we all have much better things to do as compare to discuss IPL where players are getting millions and it really does not matter if they play or get duck since Amount is paid in full , so why should we worry, there are much more intresting things to discuss and i dont thing anyone can getwealth and expericence. if Vinal kumar take 5 wickets or Sir sir Sir Jadeja ( i dont know why SIR ) get 50 in 10 balls
Really sorry guys if i am being too overboard over IPL but just a friendly feedback . Hope no one will mind it
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Tendulkar 48(27) and Smith 40(49).
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Pretty strange... when Faulkner, Watson & Binny has 2 overs each left... (they have bowled superbly so far), Dravid is giving overs to others who are giving away runs.
Not sure why! Probably, RR wants some runs on the board. 
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Is this so important issue than cricket match? Why Congress wants MCA to allow him for today's match and why are they raising this today? Is this another publicity stunt by KKR and team?
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With around 2/3rd of the tournament over, following is the current standings:
1 Sandeep Mewara 9163 (Rank 1488)
2 Scott Langley 8113 (Rank 9349)
3 Arun kumar 6984
4 Abhinav Singhal 6246
5 k madhu 5833
6 kid sister 1717
20 league matches yet to be played in coming 13 days. There is still scope to topple few...
A week back: http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/4554040/CodeProject-FL.aspx[^]
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Gayle's century (31 balls ) Vs Miller's Century ( 38 balls) which is best in entertaining ?
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Miller... the killer what everyone is calling him right now!
Superb hitting... single hand took PXI to a 190+ score win... scoring 101(38) ... last 5 overs from RCB cost 99 runs.
Miller did killed RCB today! 
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Pollard! How can you do it? 
3 consecutive balls... Hussey gives 3 catches... all dropped!
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I have started to believe that Sachin needs to sit out from 11 if MI wants to score big and have a good first 6 overs!
On a pitch said to be 175+, currently he is 2(11)...
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Pretty bad I would say... has been throughout so far this season...
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Is sehwag's international career over ?
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It's monkey business. I need to book a tatkal ticket, but I hear only Ranjnikanth can do it. It's 9.59 AM, and the tatkal booking starts in a minute. But, my hopes are already lost.
[Update] By the time the piece of crap website starts to respond, ALL tickets are gone, and it's waiting list 6 _for_ tatkal booking. Effing booking agents and corrupt railway employees. [/Update]
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
modified 3 May '13 - 1:03.
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Dinda: 4-0-52-2
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All your IPL threads encouraged a spammer to post about football league in Indian forum. This world is full of ignorant people... 
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Bad run continues... a diamond duck today!
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The kid sister[^] avatar on codeproject is one of my favourites, obviously based on Chris's kid sister rule the postings amuse me as they always stick to character. I've always had my suspicions as to who is behind the moniker but have not wanted to reveal in case the person decides not to carry-on after everybody knows who he really is and also I am not certain.
Does anybody else think they know who kid sister is?
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With half the tournament over, following is the current standings:
1 Sandeep Mewara 7729 (Rank 2287)
2 Scott Langley 6959 (Rank 9292)
3 Arun kumar 5802
4 Abhinav Singhal 4907
5 k madhu 4707
6 kid sister 1431
Abhinav to watch out for...
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Few are good... the small Ju-Ju's are good evolution to the idea. What say?
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Dinda: 4-0-41-0...
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Raina joins in the party today....
What are the odds that Yuvi will strike form the same game?
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Even if I am big CSK supporter I think Pune team will win today. I will give you reasons once they declare playing 11.
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Happy may day in advance.
It is always nice to get off during week days 
rahul
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Hi all,
when i decided to get a new mobile what is the good time. what i mean is getting a new mobile when it was first released or some days after it release.
_AKA_KSN_
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Sun raha hai to ro raha hu mai...
What a song...
Singer : Ankit Tiwari
Composer : Ankit Tiwari
Film : Ashiqui 2
listen it...
modified 30 Apr '13 - 0:56.
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Awesomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee............. Pollard superb fielder... what a catch!!!
UPDATE: Will share the link once it is uploaded on net.
modified 29 Apr '13 - 13:26.
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Excellent decision in my opinion.
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He was getting wickets... now he is scoring from last two matches!
Current match: 22(6) .... 3 sixes to Faulkner...
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DD vs Pune
My money's on Pune. I hope Yuvi has a good knock today.
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Like Y Pathan in KKR, A Dinda still in Pune's team.
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No idea why was M Vijay being carried for so long... Saha so far 35(17)... looks like CSK got a new opening pair for the rest of the tournament.
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The match is going to be a high scoring match. Probably 175+
Team who will be batting first and get 175+ will be winning!
Big game for KKR. Must win situation.
KKR lacks of planning. Hope they planned well today.
Get rid of Pathan and take McCullam instead of Senanayake.
Lee instead of Balaji and take the new middle order hard hitter "Parash"
I am supporting KKR. What about you guys?
"Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power."
"We know accurately only when we know little. With knowledge, doubt increases.”
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