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Profit
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Gigantic
With
Everyone
Elephanting Else's
Data
Better now?
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
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Nelek wrote:
Profit
Is
Gigantic
With
Everyones
Elephanting Else's Effing
Data
No need to change the original meaning.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
modified 11-Feb-20 11:42am.
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The crown for the worst product names has been stolen from Microsoft and awarded in an upset to Google.
Pigweed.
Wow. What a way to set the stage.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Perhaps this is a sign of how they are going to take over the world.
Some varieties of Pigweed are resistant to glyphosate (weedkiller-RoundUp) and like exert dominance over the plants that are supposed to be there.
Sounds like some sort of germ warfare
Director of Transmogrification Services
Shinobi of Query Language
Master of Yoda Conditional
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Microsoft originally implemented the “Suggested” section on the Windows 10 Start Menu as a way to advertise its official apps; but in the latest listing, Microsoft has gone beyond self-promotion. If at first you're declared a monopoly, try, try again
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When people are becoming more and more unhappy, disappointed, and disaffected by your flagship programs, you've got to try everything you can to get them to come back -- except, of course, restoring the standards of quality that attracted people to them in the first place.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I suppose the bug came with the last "update".
I think they forgot to write "if you want to solve it, upgrae to windows 10" in the pop up.
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
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Obviously caused by the DT wallpaper fix.
The dependencies must be:
Security libs <-- Desktop wallpaper <-- Off switch
I imagine that there are things like "unexpected sound" and "the K key" in the dependency tree too, somewhere.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Clearly it fears being shutdown and booting up to find it is now Window 10 - OMG, what a frightening thing for an O/S to face!
It's not a bug, it's a cry for mercy!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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A NASA safety panel is recommending a review of Boeing’s software verification processes after revealing there was a second software problem during a CST-100 Starliner test flight that could have led to a “catastrophic” failure. Not saying anything 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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I don't understand this at all.
Why on Earth would they want a review of Boeing’s software verification processes?
What a ridiculous waste of time, effort, and money.
Close the department, sack the lot of 'em, and start from scratch.
You don't f*** about with f@rt-arsey processes when people are dying horrible deaths.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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They could just have the FAA review the code and apply the rubber stamp. It would be a lot quicker...
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Lawyers and judges would probably have to get involved, to make them hand their code over, and I'm sure they'd be happy to spend a huge (tax-deductible) fortune fighting it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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A new software issue has been discovered on the Boeing 737 Max, but the company said Thursday it does not think it will further delay its return to service. The 'Max' stands for 'Maximum Clusterwhatnot"
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We were just joking about agile aeroplane-manufacturers in the Lounge 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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We were joking?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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cheers
Chris Maunder
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No wonder if it fails again. Highly egoed management pushes doomed Agile + vb6 in order to get it out to the market. On Err Resume Next couldn't save them again.
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 Agile is died, they should try the brand new 'Let It Crash' concept, it is the new tendency. Oh, wait, they already did, literally...
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I couldn't agree with you more. 
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New survey reveals the most popular tools used by Java developers. It's almost like they're moving away from a 'for fee' model...
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In a recent battery of benchmarks performed on a $199 laptop from Walmart, Ubuntu proved 15-percent faster than the default Windows 10 installation, but then Clear Linux blew both Ubuntu and Fedora out of the water. The OS that contains 0% Thetans
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Jeeze, have they heard of torrents?
The download performance is hundreds of percent faster!
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Researchers at the University of Luxembourg have recently developed a new PGP management framework in which the key server infrastructure is implemented using blockchain technology. Pretty Trendy Privacy
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