|
oh this made me giggle.
To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer
|
|
|
|
|
The high-profile creator of magnetic media gave it up nearly three decades ago Kids these days will never know the joy of, "Insert the next disk and press ENTER"
|
|
|
|
|
Disk read error on 15/15. Process aborted.
|
|
|
|
|
The horror. The HORROR!
TTFN - Kent
|
|
|
|
|
15/15?
Ha!
How to tell me you did never install Linux from floppy disks.
Oh sanctissimi Wilhelmus, Theodorus, et Fredericus!
|
|
|
|
|
Windows 95 Plus! had 27
GCS/GE d--(d) s-/+ a C+++ U+++ P-- L+@ E-- W+++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
The shortest horror story: On Error Resume Next
|
|
|
|
|
Firmware security firm Binarly has released a free online scanner to detect Linux executables impacted by the XZ Utils supply chain attack, tracked as CVE-2024-3094. Because it's The Year of the Linux Hack
|
|
|
|
|
Radicle has announced the launch of Radicle 1.0, which it says will transform how developers publish and distribute open-source code, AI models, and research. All the Git, none of the Hub
|
|
|
|
|
Device Bound Session Credentials (DBSC) will make stealing your cookies more difficult. Well, protect you from *other companies* stealing your cookies
|
|
|
|
|
We are excited to announce our new C# for Certification email learning series. Because you deserve to be certified
|
|
|
|
|
Where is Dilbert when you need it... 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
|
|
|
|
|
Anyone can now use ChatGPT even without an OpenAI account. You still need an account for DALL-E 3, though. The first hit, etc.
|
|
|
|
|
Xbox employees have been testing a virtual chatbot that can help with support queries and game refunds. Now you won't even need another human to hear 'Yo mama' jokes
Although how a chatbot will t-bag people, I'm not certain.
|
|
|
|
|
Imagine playing a racing game like Mario Kart, using only your brain to execute the complex series of turns in a lap. *no drilling required
|
|
|
|
|
Am I the only one thinking "this is going to go south in 3, 2, ..."?
On a second thought I searched for a nice meme of Stallone and Bullock in the "intime" scene of demolition man, but found nothing worthy.
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
|
|
|
|
|
Why the next paradigm in programming is no paradigm at all. Or four nickels
|
|
|
|
|
Quote: These post-paradigm languages draw on the best features of past languages and refuse to limit the programmer to a single style...Programming styles in these languages are meant to be mismatched and combined.
Indeed. 
|
|
|
|
|
C++ enters the chat
GCS/GE d--(d) s-/+ a C+++ U+++ P-- L+@ E-- W+++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
The shortest horror story: On Error Resume Next
|
|
|
|
|
I just wrote 84 new matrix multiplication kernels for llamafile which enable it to read prompts / images faster. It now kicks the music player back
Too obtuse for the new kids?
|
|
|
|
|
Something younger generations will never get[^]  
Kent Sharkey wrote: It now klicks the music player back ass
FTFY
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
|
|
|
|
|
I had to keep it KSS 
TTFN - Kent
|
|
|
|
|
I did too... kid sister won't know what it is meant   
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
|
|
|
|
|
I want to talk about something we don't discuss enough in our field: the mental health of software engineers, especially those of us who've taken on the challenge of leadership. Yes please, I'll take a cup
|
|
|
|
|
The author felt tremendous pressure to deliver what had been promised, on time. I guess I was lucky to have repeatedly heard how the world would end if this release didn't ship on time, blah blah blah. But being late never turned out to be much of a problem. And then there were times when the product management group hadn't prioritized content correctly, or the sales group didn't close that sure sale, and so on. After seeing enough of this, I no longer cared when senior management were soiling themselves. I suppose it could have turned out to be a boy-who-cried-wolf story, but it never did.
|
|
|
|
|
Colorarium: Noone is irreplaceable and nothing is so important to be shipped yesterday.
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
|
|
|
|
General 
News 
Suggestion 
Question 
Bug 
Answer 
Joke 
Praise 
Rant 
Admin 
Submit an article or tip
