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Rime rorry, reorge!
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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We’ve recently released a new tool called SizeBench, which helps investigate binary size for compiled native PE files such as DLLs and EXEs. In case you were wondering what all the fluff and padding was
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Human programmers can actually become more powerful and efficient with Codex It can never replace our sunny disposition, and optimistic outlook
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Human programmers can actually become more powerful
For By the power of Grayskull... I have the power.
 It didn't work 
Kent Sharkey wrote: It can never replace our sunny disposition, and optimistic outlook
I would go more for our good funny sarcasm 
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modified 28-Sep-21 15:35pm.
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While a lot of our readers are excited about it, a recent sample survey of the U.S. suggests that the vast majority of people (62%) are unaware of the forthcoming Windows release. "That's the way, I like it"
uh-huh, uh-huh
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Kent Sharkey wrote: that the vast majority of people (62%) are unaware of the forthcoming Windows release.
Sometimes ignorance is a blessing  
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Nelek wrote: Sometimes ignorance is a blessing
Not when it means they'll be blindsided by the new taskbar on the next PC they buy and come whining to about how Windows 10 Wii (pronounced 'we') is screwed up and we need to fix it for them.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
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I learned an early lesson in standards, how consensus on something very small can enable (in fact may be required to enable!) something very large. And now you have 15 standards
You know where the original is...
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It is entirely possible to upgrade your PC today if you qualify for it and we're going to show you how! "Those who are about to die salute you"
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So... another way to tell it is... if you miss something here is how to avoid getting the update?
All is a matter of perspective
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Just over half of developers feel that security policies stifle their innovation and only about a third of developers reported that they are thoroughly educated on the security procedures they are expected to execute, according to a new report by VMware and Forrester. And many of the others just keep innovating new security problems
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The way I see it, a *good* developer can still innovate while adhering to security policies. Without even breaking a sweat.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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A simpler approach—good data, SQL queries, if/then statements—often gets the job done. Done.
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InfoWorld wrote: A simpler approach—good data, SQL queries, if/then statements—often gets the job done.
They missed a perfectly good opportunity to inject the word 'quantum.' So disappointed. What is the state of journalism coming to?
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Quote: good data
I think we can stop right there. The only good data I've ever seen is:
select count(*) from Whatever
0 records returned
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Google Cloud just became a bit more friendly for developers using its platform to distribute apps to enterprise customers. They updated the icon?
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Google Cloud just became a bit more friendly for developers using its platform to distribute apps to enterprise customers. They updated the icon?
That'd be going after the manager market...
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
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By the time we reach 2023, more than half of companies will have moved to a subscription-based model for their software products, a new report from Revenera claims. This newsletter will still be free, but invoiced on a quarterly basis
*Narrator's voice*: It won't be invoiced.
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The tech needed to mimic the human brain might be a long way off, however. Sorry, I left "Abby something. Abby Normal?" on the clipboard buffer
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They should read: Heechee Saga by Frederik Pohl[^]
maybe they learn a thing or two?
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Thanks to the rise of hybrid workplaces and data-driven businesses, a question that is getting a lot of attention is whether tools for monitoring the workplace’s productivity are either necessary or effective. "The beatings will continue until morale improves"
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Tell the bosses proposing these measures that they need to flagellate themselves for many hours a day and many months before the proposal will be considered. The employees get to specify the tools of flagellation.
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Cattle prods? (Puleeezze  )
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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One "word":
..i.
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If you can't trust the people you hire, you doin' it wrong
Unpaid overtime, learning new frameworks as they are released.. and you paying a "manager" more, just to "monitor" what I do?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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