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Kent Sharkey wrote: Find religion?
Swear in a mode that would freeze hell?
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
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Quote: under much rarer circumstances, they’ll visit a developer community other than Stack Overflow
Boo! Hiss!
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Much rarer circumstances? That's the first place I look! 
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I google the sh*t out of it.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Microsoft president Brad Smith describes the chaos inside the tech giant during the SolarWinds hack. "Crazy, but that's how it goes"
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Companies don't support open source for purely altruistic reasons. They expect a return on their investment. Sharing ain't caring?
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Better support for Microsoft's NTFS file system is coming to the Linux 5.15 kernel. It's always the Year of Linus Ranting
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Microsoft has been dabbling in the automotive world for some time now, starting with Windows CE for Automotive way back in 2001, and the company is still providing backend services for car companies via Microsoft Connected Vehicle Platform. It looks like you're trying to make a left-hand turn. Do you want help with that?
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Kent Sharkey wrote: It looks like you're trying to make a left-hand turn. Do you want help with that?
I hope it works better than Tesla's "autonomous driver"
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Kent Sharkey wrote: It looks like you're trying to make a left-hand turn. Do you want help with that?
Not usually a problem for people who drive on the correct side of the road. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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You're saying that they manage to drive the car into the ditch by themselves, without Clippy's help, right?
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Encrypted email service ProtonMail has become embroiled in a minor scandal after responding to a legal request to hand over a user's IP address and details of the devices he used to access his mailbox to Swiss police – resulting in the user's arrest. They don't log it, but they do store it on their servers in a police-readable format?
Let's swing that past legal and see if it CYA
(Did we expect any other result?)
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Kent Sharkey wrote: (Did we expect any other result?)
Nowadays? Not really...
(sadly  )
M.D.V.
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The Jenkins team issued a reminder over the weekend that one should keep one's systems patched as it found itself with a compromised Confluence service. Symptoms of confluenza include nausea, sleeplessness, and excessive server utilization
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The service replaces Microsoft News, and it'll be available on Windows, the web and mobile. I still like this one better
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Quote: Microsoft rolls out a personalized news feed called Start
I wonder how long will it take until they call it "stopped"
Google would have probably called it "already stopped"
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The cryptocurrency will be legal tender alongside the US dollar And they're the largest economy in the world. Oh, sorry, bankrupt. No, wait - they're OK now.
And for a while they were down over 10,000 (from ~60,000)
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The mission to get it back to Earth will be a little more challenging. "Gimme an R! O! C! K! Whatcha got?"
Your Can-con of the day
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Kind of mandatory[^]
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A new report says automated systems are hurting the US labor market We need to go back to human HR people mistakenly rejecting millions of viable job candidates!
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To be fair human interviewers also reject totally ok candidate!
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An investigation into what ransomware groups want has painted the picture of the perfect target. If you qualify, leave the money in unmarked bills behind the tree in the park
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This Windows 11 system requirement might soon become a standard among third-party software that will rely on the crytoprocessor for added security and anti-cheating measures. To Profit Microsoft chip
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