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While all is 'calm and steady and boring' with the next kernel, Linux creator Torvalds tells an Open Source Summit crowd exactly how he feels about almost everything else. He has opinions. News at 11.
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We’re excited to announce the upcoming Azure Developers – .NET Day! Join us on April 30th for a full day dedicated to .NET developers and the Azure ecosystem. The forecast is cloudy
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LastPass is warning of a malicious campaign targeting its users with the CryptoChameleon phishing kit that is associated with cryptocurrency theft. Greetings fellow password having personage. Please do the needful and send us all your passwords for inspactining
I know - it needs more random capitalizatoin
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*knock on the door*
Who's there?
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candygram.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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You’ll need an ARM64 processor like the Snapdragon X Elite with NPU, 225GB of storage (SSD), and up to 16GB of RAM to use Windows 11 version 24H2’s highly anticipated “AI Explorer”. Something else to avoid upgrading
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Microsoft Research Asia released a new paper introducing VASA, a framework for generating lifelike talking faces. Because the world needs more talking heads
Talking Heads, maybe (Qu'est-ce que c'est?), but talking heads, no.
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The potential of quantum computing is immense, but the distances over which entangled particles can reliably carry information remains a massive hurdle. When "it worked" is worthy of news, you might have a problem
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Quote: Major first: Quantum information produced, stored, and retrieved
Quote: The distances over which this particular system could transmit quantum memories haven't been tested – it's just a proof-of-concept prototype in a basement lab, one based on photons that aren't even entangled.
Say what????
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Over 90 percent of respondents to a new survey say that low-code tools have boosted developer productivity in their organizations. 43.5 percent of developers are saving up to 50 percent of their time when they use low-code tools on a project. When creating applications, or when you rewrite them later in a non-low-code language?
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Microsoft's Copilot is responsible for an increasingly significant percentage of software being written — and is even being used to program corporations’ critical systems. But there are limitations. But if AI is your copilot, who will you eat when you crash in the mountains?
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Attacks coming from nearly 4,000 IP addresses take aim at VPNs, SSH and web apps. In related news: Pope remains Catholic, bears enjoy woodlands
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Microsoft's ongoing fight against local accounts in consumer versions of Windows annoys pretty much everyone Because everyone should enjoy the reports of password leaks
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A former Amazon engineer who scammed more than $12 million from two decentralized cryptocurrency exchanges in 2022 was sentenced to three years in prison in a case that the U.S. Justice Department (DOJ) called the first conviction for hacking a “smart contract.” He's smarter than the average smart contract (but not smart enough, apparently)
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Craptobros are dead set against any kind of regulation and authority in their spaces so they can scam each other with impunity. I think this man shouldn't have been jailed since he used the system exactly as designed.
Any peon who willingly drops money into a Ponzi scheme (and all craptocoins are Ponzi schemes) deserves to have those money ripped away.
GCS/GE d--(d) s-/+ a C+++ U+++ P-- L+@ E-- W+++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
The shortest horror story: On Error Resume Next
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The internet is carried around the world by hundreds of thousands of miles of slender cables that sit at the bottom of the ocean. It's not all WiFi?
Highly pretentious intro and layout of the article, but a nice look at something that I know I never think of much.
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Very interesting indeed! Thanks for the read!
Quote: “The main issue for me in the industry has to do with hyperscalers coming in and saying we need to reduce costs every year,” said Wilkie, the chair of the ACMA, using the industry term for tech giants like Google and Meta. “We’d all like to have maintenance cheaper, but the cost of running a ship doesn’t actually change much from year to year. It goes up, actually. So there has been a severe lack of investment in new ships.”
They should use the term 'hyperidiots' instead of 'hyperscalers.'
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NASA has confirmed that the object that fell into a Florida home last month was part of a battery pack released from the International Space Station. "Return to sender, address unknown"
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He should buy a lotto ticket. The odds for winning the lotto are better.
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I'm guessing the odds of 'winning' the ensuing lawsuit are better still.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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When building apps that connect to APIs, we typically focus on getting the app to work. But what happens when the API is slow, returns errors, or becomes unavailable? When in doubt, add another layer of indirection
Sorry, I'm too lazy to look up the exact quote today.
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The Open Platform for Enterprise AI will spearhead the development of open, robust, multi-provider, and composable GenAI systems that are flexible, scalable, and enterprise-grade. Foundations are the new standards
https://xkcd.com/927/, of course
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Why is it that so many languages use semicolons for their statement terminators Because no one knows how they're supposed to be used?
Or at least few; because I know I'll be corrected by some of you.
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As any Visual Studio Code user knows, the editor's command palette is a powerful tool for getting things done quickly, without having to navigate through menus and dialogs. Who needs THOSE MENUs anyway?
OK, they haven't had THOSE MENUs for years (and they were only around for a short while anyway). But their memory lives on.
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Technically, they still have THOSE MENUS; it's just that the "Apply title case styling to menu bar" option seems to be ticked by default now. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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83% of developers report being involved in devops-related activities, according to the State of CI/CD 2024 report. Most developers would be surprised to hear that, blurb writer says
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