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Kent Sharkey wrote: It seems "use agile methods" means something different to a lot of people
sadly... yes. And almost every of them are incorrect.
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The biggest problem with Agile is that the "customer" writes the stories, and they don't know the inner workings of the app or what to call various components. Then the developers then have to go in and add notes that make it code-applicable.
I'm not a fan of agile/scrum. At all.
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Same here. I'm more of a waiter/cook type of person. Tell me what you want, check to see if it is possible (on the menu), state the price, and if ordered, go code it up.
"When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others; same thing when you are stupid."
Ignorant - An individual without knowledge, but is willing to learn.
Stupid - An individual without knowledge and is incapable of learning.
Idiot - An individual without knowledge and allows social media to do the thinking for them.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: It seems "use agile methods" means something different to a lot of people
Yeah, for me "agile" means stopping the cat from jumping on the keyboard. 
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That's more fast reflexes...  
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Clippy, the former Microsoft Office assistant that has since become a part of Internet culture is set to officially come back to life in Office. It looks like you're trying to make my eyes roll. I don't need help with that, thanks.
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I suppose a manager at Microsoft was late and recently saw Jurasic Park... 
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Visual Studio 2022 introduces a native WSL 2 toolset for C++ development. "Dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!"
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Shaken together but not stirred
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A lot of focus is made on hardening systems from outside attacks, but threats from within the company shouldn’t be ignored. The hacking is coming from inside the house
Is it just me, or does that number seem crazy-high? Or are they just considering any possible data leaving the company as a breach?
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If it can happen to the NSA, it can happen to anyone!
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They may be including when the servers actually work.
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Amazon has acquired a team of employees from Facebook focused on delivering internet connectivity from low Earth orbit satellites Did they get the rights to the Death Laser as well?
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Pichai suggests the internet and electricity are also small potatoes compared to AI. Hyperbole is the greatest thing ever!
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Pichai suggested: ... the internet and electricity are also small potatoes compared to AI.
Remind me again, does AI require electricity, or electricity require AI? < /end sarcasm > I would say I'm feeling dumb today, but I'm obviously not as dumb as a certain Google exec.
And anyone with real brains knows that hot water for your shower is the greatest invention ever.
Crash google servers with AI:
class GreatestThingEver {
public:
int MushForBrains = 0;
int operator()() { return MushForBrains; }
};
GreatestThingEver PichaisHyperbole();
GreatestThingEver greatestThingEver() {
return PichaisHyperbole();
}
GreatestThingEver PichaisHyperbole() {
return greatestThingEver();
}
int main() {
return greatestThingEver()();
}
modified 15-Jul-21 10:24am.
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I thought he was an idiot, but in fairness he was speaking of the AI of the future.
Well, AI is the technology of the future. And always will be. 
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You'll be so generous. In the future
TTFN - Kent
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Starting with Preview 2, we’re focusing on delivering new capabilities on the themes of personal and team productivity, modern development, and constant innovation. You know the drill...
"In our second preview, we’re improving Visual Studio usability for everyone with updated icons that are clearer and easier to distinguish." :happysigh:
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Windows 11 preview 1... Visual Studio 22 preview 2... coincidence?
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Hmmm. Now work on the missing '6' from .NET 6 Preview 6.
TTFN - Kent
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A bit late but...
Maybe they did it on purpose, due to the same reasons that Apple avoids 69 and hotels the floor 13.
If they didn't drop it, it would have been 3 times the 6
Disclaimer: I am looking "Da Vinci's Demons"...
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Windows 365 is a new service that will let businesses access Cloud PCs from anywhere, streaming a version of Windows 10 or Windows 11 in a web browser. Windows VT220
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Windows 365 is a new service that will let businesses access Cloud PCs from anywhere, streaming a version of Windows 10 or Windows 11 in a web browser.
And of course you will be the only one accessing your own data in that cloud windows...
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As I've said many times before, if the data are on someone else's hardware, you don't own the data.
Everything from IP to supplier & customer lists is confidential information for a business of any size. Why would they think that this data is safer in the "cloud"? 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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