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I have a technical question about Libre' Office.
In which forum are such topics discussed ?
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http://www.modern.ie/en-us/virtualization-tools.
This site is supposed to help you test your websites in multiple browsers.
Based on this, I'd say they aren't using their own tools (IE9 on the top, Chrome on the bottom). Look at the dog ear at the top right of each browser. Not exactly graceful degradation. 
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Why is Sally Bercow trending? :Sad Face:
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Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Auntie admits[^] it f***ed up.
£100m of feepayers money wasted. That's alright then.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Ha! Have now joined the 200k + rep points club. Works out to about 1550 points per month since I joined though I did lurk for a while prior to that.
What I want to know is where is all the extra money I should be earning, the fame, the kudos, the MVP awards...
Oh, yeah, meaningless.
Anyway, thanks CP, been a fun and educational ride: all the kudos goes to the hamsters for keeping this place real. 
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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How many of you have a Wikipedia account to make changes?
How many of you prefer to make changes anonymously?
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Back by unpopular demand I bring you the "Tunnel effect is less than expected.[^]"
No indication given as to what that effect may be but, hey, we're only an amateur News site.
Some of the comments are great seeing as there's nothing to comment on.
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Here[^]
This time next year we will be promoted.
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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How many bears would Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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http://xkcd.com/1216/[^]
but the ass-hats who used to hurt me with words when I was a kid are now old, fat, and tired buggers. One of the bastards who picked at me constantly in school lives on the street behind me. He looks like a bad-tempered, grumpy old man.
Living healthy and strong is the best revenge. Yes, it's petty. No, I don't feel guilty about enjoying it.
Software Zen: delete this;
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1. Here I am trying to build a rather simple web page only to realize that ReportViewer control and ajax do not like each other. Hell, found some workarounds that mess up JavaScript so had to get rid of ajax controls.
2. Found quite good jQuery calendar widget but downloaded some other zip file and spent 20 minutes wondering why it is not working. (Not really your fault MS.)
3. Finally, managed to get everything sorted. But no, VS had other evil plans. Clicked on Design view and now for past 10 minutes it's trying to do some postback! That's just odd. Taskbar shows "javascript: __doPostback(treeViewName,someTreeViewNode)"
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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... you know the drill.
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
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Or do you think it is a non-starter?
“Education is not the piling on of learning, information, data, facts, skills, or abilities - that's training or instruction - but is rather making visible what is hidden as a seed”
“One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated”
Sir Thomas More (1478 – 1535)
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Go on then, pronounce that!
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Do you think it'll give me a lift?
The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)
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the artwork I started when I gave up smoking.
a few hours to go.[^]
Probably not everyone's cup of tea. At least I can take it with me, smoking for 25 yrs was a hiding to nothing
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
"I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!"
Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
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Do you think it's Groovy?
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I came across this one in the Q & A:
how to do neural network training for devnagarik handwriting detection.
//What on earth is a 'devnagarik'? Bad start, but I don't know everything yet, maybe a new technology
plz help us this is for college project for final year.
//What? And you still sound like a first-term student with no idea of the subject?
thankyou xyzyaaay
//Great. take at least the time to spell 'Thank you' right
So this guy was really asking for helping his college final project. Nice.
His english was terrible, but mine is only slightly better.
What on earth is a 'devnagarik' ?
furthermore, it is his final project and he has no idea about the topic. Great man, you are not Nagy or MM or DD: You can't drink all day 'n' night long and learn a subject in the mean time.
And last but not least: Take the bit of time to spell thank you right.
*groan*.
Yep, I am pissed of and stressed. 5 hours left until weekend.
cheers,
- MB
Edit: Removed Questioners name - Eventhough I am in a bad mood, I don't want him to get toasted.
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Do you think it's cool?
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
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"Disparage investigator, informally and hard, and name figure required to take it all away."(12)
Rather hard for a Friday.
But I am sure you will manage.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Well, that's right, Professor Frederickson, and that all matter is made up of not only density but of empty space, and if we can proportionally reduce the amount of empty space in any given object, we can, thereby, shrink the object.
Which movie? Carry on Nagy. 
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Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932
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Moët & Chandon.
If you say 'mowey' then you're a pleb and really should stick to the Stella.
Also, what about Estrella, the lager from Barcelona. "Two pints of Es-tre-la please mate." Plebs.
And if you say Jalapeño with a 'J' you are a total and utter pleb.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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But MS's site just spins the purple wheel...
Anyone know of a direct download link?
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Say Beer Can with a British Accent.
You've now been taught how to say 'Bacon' in Jamacian.
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English to English[^].
See the chart lower down the page. My favorite: With the greatest respect... 
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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Who's missing buttons and controls under big 7 and big 8 ? Not you ? Well, what if somebody decides to fix our problem by designing us a popup that will diagram, on a mouseover, the tab order of controls on any form or dialog, showing icons with interconnecting arrows unambiguously laying out for us what will happen when you press the Tab key (once, twice, ... ).
Too much work for too little pay ? I thought so.
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Microsoft OLE DB Provider for SQL Server error '80004005'
[DBNETLIB][ConnectionOpen (Connect()).]SQL Server does not exist or access denied.
/network/includes/connNRCPROD02.inc, line 10
Clickey[^]
I wonder who will be the first to tell them... [edit] Actually, I sent them an email...let's see how responsive they are. [/edit]
Marc
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you are in a almost empty waiting room, and someone still decide to sit next you, specially when its a hospital. So while not trying to be rude, I acted to dial someone, then stood up, walked somewhere random and sat down. And in 5 min some other lady came and sat next to me while coughing real hard ...must be my good looks. 
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Given all the so-called celebs and non-entities that we've been guilty of "mourning", I would like to take the opportunity to honour someone other than the vacuous. Drummer Lee Rigby was the name of the boy who was killed in Woolwich.
RIP.![Rose | [Rose]](/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
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... so I don't ever get to hear this[^] .....
It's well known that if all the cat videos and porn disappeared from the internet there would be only one site left and it would be called whereareallthecatvideosandporn.com
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Have the Ars folk been stealing stories from CP, I seem to detect the influence in the picture used to illustrate this article.
Hamsters at Work[^]
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Just sitting in our location in Budapest right now. There are Nagys(Nagies?) everywhere here.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Great footage of a burning rail bridge collapsing in Texas[^]
It's well known that if all the cat videos and porn disappeared from the internet there would be only one site left and it would be called whereareallthecatvideosandporn.com
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In a conversation with my boss this morning I suggested that all email for our organization be routed to a single address. The email would be viewed by a small team of IT staffers who would then print out all the emails, arrange them in stacks based on recipient, and then place the stacks onto carts and wheel those carts about the building delivering the bundles of printed messages to the appropriate people.
We'd then remove internet access for all employees - remove the desktop computers entirely - and reserve computer usage for only those people who don't require help with their passwords EVERY FREAKIN' DAY.
^ As you can see, our help desk guy left for a different job and I've been filling in for him. I used to think computers were for everybody but now I'm of the opinion that most people should not have electronics of any kind in their lives.
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Don't you worry alarmed citizens:
10 Those in charge will meet and meet,
20 Till they have enough of it.
30 They will go to eat,
40 and have a seat.
50 Till it's time again to meet.
60 GOTO 10
Baaaghrr!! 
Never underestimate the difference you can make in the lives of others.
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I know there are similar things out there but none have a duck with a robocop[^] helmet on. This one actually makes a lot more sense than the ones I've seen in the past to.
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Does anyone know when the Govt is going to stop freaking people out with these Sats ?? I've been through it with a bunch of people in my town then I moved away and now my office and ME are going through this dumb s**t again !!!
How to get them off you ??
- freaking people out doesn't work
- getting on medication and faking a mental health issue doesn't work
- doing nothing with yourself doesn't work
- going about your daily life doesn't work
- doing whatever you want doesn't work
- changing your lifestyle doesn't work
- living a healthy lifestyle doesn't work
Any ideas ? cause I'm out ... I just don't want to go through this again ..
UBX ..
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--I am the STIG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hello,
I found one bug code project site. at the "Top Experts in 24hrs" and "Top Experts this month" section which is display top 5 members with serial no 0 (zero) instead of 1 (one).
to see click here (you can see center right section)
http://www.codeproject.com/script/Answers/List.aspx?tab=unanswered[^]
Bug Screen
Note: i have captured screen but i couldn't find option to upload image over here  /strike>
Thanks,
Imdadhusen
sunaSaRa Imdadhusen
+91 99095 44184
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A young couple adopt a German baby.
He was a perfectly normal except for the fact he never spoke a word.
They had him tested in every different way to find out what was wrong but nothing came up until one day aged five after lunch he says, "This strudel is tepid."
His parents are completely amazed.
"What's been wrong? How can you talk? Why haven't you spoken before?"
The boy turned to the parents and slowly replies, "Until now, everything has been satisfactory."
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Comment seen on my missus Facebook last night.
"I don't understand why they're are being called terrorists, they only killed one person.'
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