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That tasted funny.
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Give a shortbread girl scout cookie to chickens.
They will demolish them. Ours get so happy when we bring cookies. 
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We ran an Outfitters for a while and sold minnow and worm bait. When minnows died we would through them out and our chickens went nuts. They knew first thing in the morning was the time we threw them out and they would be waiting.
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'Cuckoo for fatheads' doesn't have the same ring to it. 
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We were visiting a farm in South America when a large tarantula came walking across the yard- big mistake
Aflockof chickens came out of their pen and in 15 seconds pecked the poor spider to death and ate it. Not even a hair was left.
It was unfiltered joy and expert workmanship.
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The tarantula won't be trying that again!
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honey the codewitch wrote: Give a shortbread girl scout cookie to chickens.
Somehow "cookie" was missing when I first read that and parsed it in my head.
I was wondering, chickens can go cannibal???
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A chicken eating people is not cannibalism. A chicken eating chicken is cannibalism. And yes, chickens can and do eat chicken.
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You're right.
But I still don't dare raise the question, what do you call a chicken that eats people.  Other than "nightmarish".
[Edit]
And I know that pigs love bacon...
modified 21-Mar-24 13:37pm.
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Try giving a cat prawns.
Given that they hate getting wet, how the heck did they develop a taste for seafood? 
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My cats have a taste for lamb and wild boar, according to their kibble preferences.
I'm trying to picture my cats facing off with a wild boar. They'd run away.
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honey the codewitch wrote: My cats have a taste for lamb and wild boar, according to their kibble preferences.
I'm trying to picture my cats facing off with a wild boar. They'd run away.
In that same vein, I keep telling my sister her dog is an abomination of nature, because nature wouldn't have come up with a Shih-tzu.
I can't picture a pack of feral Shih-tzus hunting...what, exactly? They'd be useful as prey, and little else.
[Edit]
This needlessly-long article seems to agree.
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One time I crossed a bulldog and a Shih-tzu
I called it a bullshit.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Given that they hate getting wet
Someone should tell the Van cat[^] that! 
Quote: Van cats are known for swimming in Lake Van.
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truth. now, I gave my 6 birds back to my daughter as I learned I wasn't into "farming" or handling chickens. But they are live garbage disposals. As weird as this sounds, mine loved scrambled eggs.
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“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
Has never been more appropriate.
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