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Oh, the comments on the first answer. Haha.
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Is it legal to reply to yourself...?  
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Nope, the cyber police are already on their way to pick him up.
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Since you apparently mean best comments ever... a few days ago I found one where a homework question got a reply from the students grader. Unfortunately I didn't save a link, but if anyone is bored enough to go looking, assuming it hasn't been nuked yet it's somewhere between 250 and 260 (homework, high to low, 50/page).[^]
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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That's hilarious!
I like this line: "I take it as a compliment. I've not been quoted to myself before!"
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Quote: "I've not been quoted to myself before!"
I talk to myself all the time. Helps me work through problems. After all, two heads are better than one. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Is that why men are smarter than women?
Wait for it ...
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dary!
Oh that's not what you meant is it?
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Talk about forgetting what you once knew...
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image.
Stephen Hawking
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Reminds me of the time I had a problem with Progress Dynamics code.
I had a feeling I'd had the problem before so went to search their Knowledge Base.
Found what looked like my exact problem.
Opened the article.
Instantly recognised the code in it as mine.
Turns out I had had the problem before, the Dynamics product was quite new at the time and I was the first to log it with their support.
I also worked out how to fix the problem myself and told them how.
So they published an article on how to fix the problem that was just a copy of the code I'd sent them, and then the solution I'd discovered.
The solution still worked.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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That's nothing - I've just been accused of plagiarizing myself[^]! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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If you keep doing it, you'll go blind.
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