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No, he said what could go wrong - those would all be bonuses.
The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)
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Look on the bright side, its not Wand Erection or Beiber.
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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The only way I'll go and see either of those "acts" is with an SSM and indemnity from prosecution.
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
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What the hell is an SSM, nothing on the search indicated methods of dealing precision guided DEATH.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Surface to Surface Missile #kaboom#[^]
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: The only way I'll go and see either of those "acts" is with an SSM WMD and indemnity from prosecution.
The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)
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No, no! I'm thinking of a surgical strike. Here are my tools[^].
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
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Take you waaaaaay too long to get through the whole audience.
Remember: A kiss on the hand may be very Continental, man, but Tactical Thermonuclear Weaponry is a boy's best friend.
The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)
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I was thinking of taking out the rotten core...
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
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No use unless you get the head and tail as well.
The "tail" is the shmucks that pay money to listen to the "muzak" to the "head" - i.e. Cowell.
We can't get to him directly, he's too well protected, and he wouldn't be seen dead at one of his act's concerts. So take out the core and the tail, and starve the head of resources in the long run... 
The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)
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OriginalGriff wrote: he wouldn't be seen dead at one of his act's concerts
I don't know, there are still a lot of young boys there...
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: V. I've just paid near on 200 notes to go sit in a park listening to Jennifer Lopez
You got off cheap compared to Marc Anthony: [^]
yours, Bill
“Humans are amphibians: half spirit, half animal; as spirits they belong to the eternal world; as animals they inhabit time. While their spirit can be directed to an eternal object, their bodies, passions, and imagination are in continual change, for to be in time, means to change. Their nearest approach to constancy is undulation: repeated return to a level from which they repeatedly fall back, a series of troughs and peaks.” C.S. Lewis
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"Let a hinge turn cold and perinatal."(10)
Good Luck.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
CCC Link[ ^]
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Genethliac
Anagram of let a hinge and c ( for cold )
Genethliac = relating to birth (perinatal)
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Well Done.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
CCC Link[ ^]
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Movie Quote Of The Day
there are two kinds of thieves in this world: The ones who steal to enrich their lives, and those who steal to define their lives
Which movie?
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Robin Hood?
Signature construction in progress. Sorry for the inconvenience.
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This doesn't really qualify as a MQOTD, because it's from a training film:
"Introduction movie for new IRS employees!"
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932
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Tha Capitalist in Robin Hood.
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My favorite quote is the explanation of fine
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Carry on Dick[^]
“Education is not the piling on of learning, information, data, facts, skills, or abilities - that's training or instruction - but is rather making visible what is hidden as a seed”
“One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated”
Sir Thomas More (1478 – 1535)
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Oy!
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
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heheheheheheh
“Education is not the piling on of learning, information, data, facts, skills, or abilities - that's training or instruction - but is rather making visible what is hidden as a seed”
“One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated”
Sir Thomas More (1478 – 1535)
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All governments, everywhere.
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Yeah, but which kind are they... ? 
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