If you are going to command the respect of people you care nothing about, as a powerful manager, platform shoes are an absolute necessity for the man of average (or below) height, so you may tower over the minions as you kanban-kaizen-iso-sigma them over the heads.
Insecurity is what its all about. And they make you even more Agile to dance with the SCRUMmy little people.
So last year wasn't exactly thrilling at work... So boring even that I went looking for a new job and found one!
My new company is a bit bigger with about 40 employees. I come from writing WinForms applications and WCF services in VB.NET and C# with a MS SQL Server database and I'm off to writing all kinds of apps in all kinds of languages for all kinds of databases (well, maybe not all, but there's a bit more diversity at my new job)
New experiences and new challenges! And I'm looking forward to it!
I'm starting january 1st, 2015.
I'll need to do some shopping first though. I'm currently dressing well... Really very informal. At my new job I have to be a bit more representative though.
I also got the key to my house last month. I've decided to outsource most of the work that needs to be done, like floors, wallpapers, windows, paiting, etc. I'm just not very handy when it comes to that kind of stuff. I expect to move begin december. I'll be 27 by then and finally moving out of the parental home...
I'm also still trying to lose weight. I've lost six to seven kilograms and I've gained more muscles than I ever had! Doing some exercise is really paying off!
To top it all off I've decided to cut my hair. I've had long hair (over my shoulders) for a good ten years now, ever since highschool.
New job, new clothes, new house, new muscular body and a new haircut!
The Sander 2.0 project is currently in beta and nearing completion
You've never seen a picture of me... Do you deny my existence?
Now that you mention it - you can clearly see a picture of my cat when you hover my name, meaning you cannot deny its existence. There's proof in the picture. For all I know, you might be another attempt of SkyNet to infiltrate. Without a picture of long and short hair, you will fail the turing-test*.
*) not being paranoid, just carefull
Bastard Programmer from Hell
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