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Just authorising an invoice and laughed...
It was for repairs to a fork lift truck but it could have come from an STD Clinic.
Payment is requested for a hairline crack, a puncture repair, a shaft alignment, a rim check and a Labour charge.
I have a mind like a sewer!
[Corrected my appalling spelling mistake]
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
modified 11-Oct-12 7:40am.
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So was this for somebodies thigh bone?
Humorous
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Isn't it an arm bone?
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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Funny!
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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ChrisElston wrote: Isn't it an arm bone?
Could be, but I knew it wasn't funny.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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How the hell do you walk?
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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I think he needs to crawl by kicking out time - like a few other people I could mention. #tunelessinnocentwhistle#
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Dalek Dave wrote: How the hell do you walk?
On two feet while able to spell.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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After all that, it's a given he walks funny.
Software Zen: delete this;
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