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0. Open the bottle to allow it to breath.
1. If it does not look like it's breathing, try mouth-to-mouth.
You're welcome.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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How you walking?
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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Unsteadily. 
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Better than he's driving! 
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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Shirley it's 'his'. Anyway, I never drink and drive. Drink and fly regularly, but not drink drive.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Drink and fly regularly
So you found the bar in the cockpit
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When quite drunk, it is somewhat easier to drive than to walk.
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...but not quite as safe for the others around you...
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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2. Dont use your tongue in case it cries "grape"
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Groan
CPallini wrote: You cannot argue with agile people so just take the extreme approach and shoot him.
:Smile:
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just have one gigantic piece of steak silly!
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: 0. Open the bottle to allow it to breath.
1. If it does not look like it's breathing, try mouth-to-mouth.
Nagy you forgot step 2;
2. When mouth-to-mouth complete go to step 0.
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