Anyone who knows me knows the joke began with my wife asking me to do something.
I've been training her for 25 years now.
She tells relatives: The only thing he can install is software.
Here is how the cat thing works:
1: Find a road kill cat.
2: Piss on it.
3: Shove it into your own drain line.
4: Wait until it freezes.
5: Use programming monies to hire the moron who used to pick on you in school to get it out of there.
6: Repeat until he cries at the sound of your name.
I did something similar with cooking when Michelle first moved in.
Worked like a charm, she did all the cooking for fifteen years...until my mother told her I had passed exams at school in catering, and was a much, much better cook than her when I lived at home.
Damn it! Dobbed in by my own mum...
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997