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JokePassifying Pinmember GeekBond 20-Nov-12 0:45 
A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed.
 
Walking through the mall the surprised wife looked up and noticed her husband was no where around and she was very upset because they had a lot to do.
 
She used her cell phone to call her husband because she was so upset, to ask him where he was.
 
The husband in a calm voice said, " Honey, remember the jewellery store we went into 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"
 
His wife said crying, "Yes I remember that jewellery store."
 
He said, "well I'm in the bar next to it. "
The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is SILENCE, the second is LISTENING, the third MEMORY, the forth, PRACTICE and the fifth is TEACHING others!

GeneralRe: Passifying PinmemberMarkus-81120-Nov-12 2:23 
GeneralRe: Passifying PinmemberChris Meech20-Nov-12 2:28 
GeneralRe: Passifying PinmemberMarkus-81120-Nov-12 2:45 

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