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As it is the beginning of the year I will make my picks for The Dead Pool.
Men's Section:
1) Nelson Mandela (Celebrity Convict)
2) The Duke of Edinburgh (Racist and Diplomat)
3) George Bush Senior (Warmonger and Crook)
4) Peter O'Toole (Professional Alcoholic)
5) Ronnie Biggs (Holiday Maker)
Ladies' Section:
1) Zsa Zsa Gabor (Serial Monogamist and Ring Collector)
2) Vera Lynn (Nazi Hunter and War Time Wank Material)
3) Margaret Thatcher (God and Saviour Of Mankind)
4) Doris Day (Virgin and Recluse)
5) Maureen O'Hara (Leprechaun and Harridan)
BTW Ralph Macchio (The Karate Kid) is 51 years old. How the hell did that happen?
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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Well I've just learnt that Vera lynn, Doris Day and Peter o'Toole are still alive!
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Nicholas Parsons is 90!
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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I think this will be the year that Bruce Forsyth leaves us.
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Is he switching to Channel 4?
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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About time too.
It's nice to leave you, to leave you, niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.
"I do not have to forgive my enemies, I have had them all shot." — Ramón Maria Narváez (1800-68).
"I don't need to shoot my enemies, I don't have any." - Me (2012).
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Didn't Zsa Zsa Gabor die several times last year?
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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Yes, but she was brought back several times too.
Her left leg is dead, it was amputated a few years ago.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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...and if you're wrong, you'll just edited Wikipedia, right?  
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If wrong... break out the murdering bat. 
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Dalek Dave wrote: Ralph Macchio (The Karate Kid) is 51 years old. How the hell did that happen?
Beats me... Last time I looked he was about 14! 
I wonder what belt he would be wearing if he'd continued his studies? I got my first black belts at 51; imagine what I might have done with his head start!
On the other hand, Pat Benatar is 60 today, and her moves look mighty good to me still...
Will Rogers never met me.
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Dalek Dave wrote: 3) Margaret Thatcher (God and Saviour Of Mankind)
Fingers crossed. The only way she'll improve anything on this plane of existence is by leaving it.
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