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I'm hosting a charity concert for people who struggle to reach an orgasm.
If you can't come, let me know. 
Please don't really ... that could get scary! 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Six silver Egyptian deities provide drug. (6)
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![Jig | [Dance]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/jig.gif) I've got that one, I've got that one!
vi-ag-ra
Very good, have 5! 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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I don't need 5
Can't you just give me one?
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I dislike euphemisms.
Every time I see one I try to whip it out.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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Let's hope you manage to pull it off.
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69% of people find something dirty in each sentence!
31% cant do it...
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932
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DeathByChocolate wrote: Please don't really ... that could get scary
And I would think that party crashing would be against the law, as well.
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I'm not finding it hard ... To reply
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A sexual climax brought about by sheer self-satisfaction is known as a Piers Morgasm.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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That's just too good! 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Dang - Now I need to clean my monitor again! Stupid coffee... 
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932
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My wife said she is leaving me because of my poor memory and my premature ejaculation.
I don't know what came over her.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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And that!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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I won't bother, it'll be a flop. 
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I think you will have a long line of men queueing up to take advantage of that offer!
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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I would have, but I know that I'll never be able to get past you anyway... 
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932
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Have you overdosed on choccies again?
One of these days I'm going to think of a really clever signature.
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 Possibly!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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I went there yesterday!
I guess this means that I came too early.
Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Very Good!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Why, thank you!
Have a :ChocolateChipCookie: on me. 
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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