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Wow. Just... wow!
http://gizmodo.com/5959812/john-mcafee-wanted-for-murder[^]
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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Kids, drugs are bad for you.
Nihil obstat
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The non-prescription kind? Both kinds? 
"Depends"?
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just goes to show, intelligence != common sense.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder
Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow.
You can't scare me, I have children.
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Sounds like he got a rage virus to the brain and went nuts. Should have been using his own products.
That is terrible though.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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ryanb31 wrote: Should have been using his own products.
Evidently he was.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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No, when I have used McAfee I wanted to shoot myself, not someone else.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Funny, I've always wanted to shoot whoever thought up the McAfee product. I figure get rid of the source of the infestation.
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That's some crazy stuff. Did you read this article[^] as well? It was linked off of that one.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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He elephanted up my computer but I wouldn't call it murder.
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According to the authorities, he's not a suspect.
McAfee is not named as a suspect, but rather as someone whom police believe "may be able to assist them in their investigation."[^]
Yeah, they just want to "talk" I'm sure.
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wizardzz wrote: Yeah, they just want to "talk" I'm sure
One of those conversations where someone ends up face down in a ditch?
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Must have fell off a truck, I swear.
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I can't believe that no one else has mentioned the part where he is taking drugs by sticking them up his arse.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Not to mention that he's taking bath salts and has a 17 year old Belizean girlfriend
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Well, how the Elephant do you take paracetamol then?
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The problem he had was that the drug is poisonous if ingested - and this method at least stopped him licking his fingers 
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Wow is right, sounds like he went off the deep end. Shame!
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whoa can't believe it until I actually read the whole thing... i was like... what...
dev
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Interesting, JSOP, that stuffmonger identified himself as "John". Hmmm. 
And it's hilarious that the police statement says "I-Phone".
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