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All of them. 
Chris Meech
I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar]
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
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That's private info buddy!
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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Article: Typically, the higher IQ someone has, the greater the frequency of dreams while sleeping.
I have only ever remembered about 10 to 20 dreams in my entire life. 
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If that's the case, then I'm thick as a plank.
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The bit about erectile tissue in the nose is disturbing, but i guess it means I can claim to be anatomically correct when calling someone a d**k face, yes?
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Neither
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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Dirty mouth breather! 
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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I had problems with breathing through my nose when I was younger and have to consciously breath through it now, otherwise I default to my mouth.
I did notice back when I smoked, that if I blow smoke out of my nose the smoke goes downwards out of one nostril and straight / slightly upwards out of the other. Can't remember which way round now.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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You really shouldn't link to sites that block content with an AD stop. I always bounce.
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Which nostril? The one without a finger or two rammed in it.
"I do not have to forgive my enemies, I have had them all shot." — Ramón Maria Narváez (1800-68).
"I don't need to shoot my enemies, I don't have any." - Me (2012).
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Your left one.
I subcontract my air during the winter months to avoid airborne diseases.
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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No mention of which orifice marketing morons talk out of.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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