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Girl takes calculator to prom[^]
What will be next? A dildo in a tuxedo? 
Apart from that, I quite understand why she doesn't have a date... 
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932
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Can I have her number...... 
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No need, the calculator have your number already - and I hear it is a very jealous type...
The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)
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The calculator is boobless aswell IIRC.
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Sure:
5318008
[Edit]
Hit the damned refresh button.....
“Education is not the piling on of learning, information, data, facts, skills, or abilities - that's training or instruction - but is rather making visible what is hidden as a seed”
“One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated”
Sir Thomas More (1478 – 1535)
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Keith Barrow wrote: 5318008
You didn't see her picture, did you?
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932
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Nope I just saw calculator + request for number + prom date = 5318008.
“Education is not the piling on of learning, information, data, facts, skills, or abilities - that's training or instruction - but is rather making visible what is hidden as a seed”
“One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated”
Sir Thomas More (1478 – 1535)
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Hiring an accountant?
This must be pretty close to DD's dream, except that calculator doesn't run Excel.
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If she wants to take a calculator, rather than some callow spotty oik, then good for her.
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Yeah, well, but apparently, she could take glennPattonWork, and he's a CP'an... 
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932
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I'm with you on that. Every day my girls go without a boy is another restful night for me.
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
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You'd rather have them live with you for the rest of your life?
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932
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IF they get good jobs like their Mother, I'm all for it.
Someone needs to pay for the gin.
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
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Johnny J. wrote:
Apart from that, I quite understand why she doesn't have a date...
Or maybe she just didn't want to hang out with one of those judgmental shallow doucheheads.
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Well she came to the wrong place here then. Oh wait, she didn't ask to be ridiculed here.
“Education is not the piling on of learning, information, data, facts, skills, or abilities - that's training or instruction - but is rather making visible what is hidden as a seed”
“One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated”
Sir Thomas More (1478 – 1535)
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She didn't?
Contrary to what peterchen might think, I wasn't really referring to her boobs, braces or general looks - People can't help how they look (even though they can do what they can to improve upon it).
I wasn't referring to the fact that she went to the prom alone either. I agree with other people that that is a brave decision.
What I WAS referring to is the fact that she dresses her calculator in a tuxedo and brings it as a "prom date" - that's not brave, that's ridiculous.
[EDIT] Same goes for the guy with the Playstation btw. [/EDIT]
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932
modified 8-May-13 9:16am.
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No, but that was the tenor of the article posted - despite its claims - and it was the effect here.
“Education is not the piling on of learning, information, data, facts, skills, or abilities - that's training or instruction - but is rather making visible what is hidden as a seed”
“One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated”
Sir Thomas More (1478 – 1535)
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I could not have said it better: +5
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Another case of a smart, creative, brave person being left without a date because all the nitwits are off chasing boobzilla around. Some day a very lucky guy is gonna wake up and realize what a little gem is right there - probably a PC Jr. or something.
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MehGerbil wrote: Some day a very lucky guy is gonna wake up and realize what a little gem is right there
Didn't see the pics did you?
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PB 369,782 wrote:
Didn't see the pics did you?
No wonder there are no women on CP if men like you behave like that.
Nihil obstat
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So if I start lying about what I find attractive, then more girls will join codeproject?
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Nobody cares about what you find attractive.
They do care that you disrespect the girl.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Gary Wheeler wrote: Nobody cares about what you find attractive.
Of course not. They all care about what I find attractive.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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