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Wait a second, CodeProject is on Twitter????
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I don't get it. What's the joke?
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Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Look at what positive things he says about PHP 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Ya, I saw that, it just wasn't funny to me. I guess you need Monty Python humor to think it's funny. 
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Then you got the joke; that you don't find it funny is another story. I don't find it funny that
Delphi is FORGOTTEN.
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If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Well we have a desktop application that uses both C# and Delphi interchangeably. We embed C# into Delphi forms and launch C# from Delphi. It's quite the madness.
Definitely breaking my own signature quote rule ↓.
Bond
Keep all things a simple as possible, but no simpler. -said someone, somewhere
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Python has braceless if statements
Real programmers use butterflies
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I prefer to kiss girls without braces.
Or at least in those days when I did kiss girls.
(Actually, I even preferred girls without bras.)
Programming languages might be diferent.
I was programming Pascal in my youth, with BEGIN and END.
Sometimes I preferred that in girls as well.
Nowadays, I would prefer a BEGIN only.
I don't think girls with braces would attract me nowadays.
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Member 7989122 wrote: Or at least in those days when I did kiss girls.
You've moved on to boys? 
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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ZurdoDev wrote: You've moved on to boys?
In my entire life I haven't met any boy I found attractive in that way. Chances are minimal that it will happen now.
I guess that we are different in this respect: If so should happen, I would certainly not feel ashamed by it. It wouldn't be against my morals. My ideas of what is "natural". A handful of my colleagues / friends have same-sex SOs. I think that is fine. With my opposite-sex SO friends/collagues, I often shake my head: How can they manage to live with that person? - but that is none of my business. Actually, none of my same-dsex SO friends/colleagues provoke the same reactions in me. If it did, I would say the same to myself: That is none of my business.
That is one aspect that puzzles me: The Land of Freedom certainly is not one who grants you freedom from your neighbour's codemnation. In principele, you have your freedom, but the price you may have to pay is that your neighbours won't talk to you, you may have problems finding a job, people won't do business with you. That makes your freedom somewhat hollow.
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I don't even understand straight relationships. How can you tell which one is the anarchist and which one is the communist?
*hides*
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The anarchist is the one with the pinko liberal T shirt.
*Hides even better, but with popcorn*
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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we anarchists are not fond of liberals. at least in the US. 
They call the cops
Real programmers use butterflies
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Anarchists, communists, socialists, monarchists, democrats, republicans, and the dictatorship.
You recognize a keeper by the answer "hedonist".
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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enter Luxury Gay Space Communism
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honey the codewitch wrote: enter Luxury Gay Space Communism
Sounds like Star Trek, where everybody shaves and nobody smokes 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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It's communism tho so it's the opposite. Nobody shaves and everyone smokes. 
Real programmers use butterflies
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Member 7989122 wrote: your neighbours won't talk to you, you may have problems finding a job, people won't do business with you
Sounds exactly like normal living in London to me ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Member 7989122 wrote: that we are different in this respect:
You would have no idea. I didn't make any statement, just a silly little comment.
Member 7989122 wrote: but the price you may have to pay is that your neighbours won't talk to you,
Boo hoo.
Member 7989122 wrote: you may have problems finding a job,
Unlikely, since it is illegal.
Member 7989122 wrote: people won't do business with you
Who? I don't even know what sexual orientation anyone is that I do business with.
I sure don't live in the same world as you.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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You missed COBOLotomic!
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You missed my dear old FORTRAN!
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APL is CONCISE
APL is A Programming Language - the only recursive acronym in language names?
P.S.
PHP ^H^H^H
So old that I did my first coding in octal via switches on a DEC PDP 8
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I don't catch main message of your list. It's the same FUN LIST. Moreover - your list is total cr@p.
C# - industrial language, handy for desktop and server development.
C - mostly for gaming and embedded worlds.
D - perspective language to replace old sh%%t like C.
Period. There is no other languages which reward to live.
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lol, you say to stop making fun
and then you call that horrible python crap BEAUTY...
and all the junky useless javascript as AWESOME...
and keep the most actual awesome language (C)... with a title of just 'fast'
yeah thats not something that sane programmers can go with
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