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Mama, when I re-incarnate, I wanna be a walrus male, pleeeeeeze! 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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I did say MALE didn't I?
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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And what's wrong with gender neutral?
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I somehow doubt a 63 cm baculum is gender neutral. 
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Not sure I needed to know that though.
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I'm sorry to say it, but that was quite expected wasn't it. 
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I know!
The way Bolsonaro's trying to get the entire population of Brazil killed, I'm going to end up going absolutely bleeding bonkers on withdrawal symptoms from lack of coffee!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Ah.
Now, I'm not into panic buying, but ... just before coronavirus escaped from WuHan my local supermarket had a special on my favourite coffee, but in bean form, rather than my usual ready ground. Probably because it's unusual round here these days to grind your own, so it was way less than half the normal price. I bought a new electric grinder (I have a hand grinder but it's milling parts are worn and it takes a lot of effort to use) - and stocked up each time I went in. I think I got around 12lb or so before they ran out ... I'm fine for coffee for a couple of weeks ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Listen, forget ebay, they'll only ban you!
I'll give you the best price!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Psssst: Coffee I got plenty, all whole bean, all Pike's Place. All American Starbucks, not the knock-off junk coffee vendor scammers sell outside the USA! What are you willing to pay? I.O.W.: How much will the market bear?
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
modified 12-Apr-20 17:15pm.
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Cp-Coder wrote: What are you willing to pay?
Whatever it takes!
And if you've got a line on Umpty Candy, I'll pay whatever it takes + 1!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Quote: Whatever it takes!
My kind of man! One complementary packet on its way to you. 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Good thing you put the joke icon on the post.
Cp-Coder wrote: not the knock-off junk coffee vendor scammers sell outside the USA!
I've been to the US. And while it certainly is more than possible to find good cup of coffee on your side of the pond, I would not consider it as a rule of thumb.
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Dang. I really enjoyed that show when it was on here, and he was always such a good (mostly) straight man on it. ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
TTFN - Kent
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And leave us not forget that he single-handedly saved the Union-Jack jockey-shorts industry.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Ah man. That hurts.
He's emitted his last HTTP 418.
cheers
Chris Maunder
modified 12-Apr-20 22:35pm.
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Yeah, this is starting to annoy me.
I grew up watching The Goodies. One of my favourite programmes when it was on BBC2. This one hurts.
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Colin Rae wrote: I grew up watching The Goodies.
D'you know that it was one of the most popular BBC shows ever, but it was never repeated (Leftpond: rerun).
Something political and bitchy going on there, methinks.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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When I have seen clips in recent years it has seemed very dated. As it is the seventies there are also occasional instances of racial stereotyping which just make you cringe.
It goes without saying
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He wrote the Four Yorkshiremen, "You were lucky...." !
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Didn't you know that the Ni No is a No No 
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