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You know, after so many eons, probably all of it is fish-piss. Except that bit from contributed by birds.
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So, I did one, three, five, seven and nine.
More math humor. 
“The palest ink is better than the best memory.” - Chinese Proverb
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Overachiever.
Re-read your subject line. You should've been able to get away just doing some of the odd jobs.
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Being in CP... I would only have done first.
M.D.V. 
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a Roman Numeral.
Ahhh, math humor... you got to love it.
“The palest ink is better than the best memory.” - Chinese Proverb
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I, for one, like Roman numerals
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I, for one, think NOTHING of a number system that lacks a ZERO. 
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But you only need zero if you've got less than zero, and the Ancient Romans had plenty.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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To the genius who created zero, thanks for nothing! 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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As far as money is concerned, I don't ask for much. Just: "1" followed by six nothings will do me fine. That is not asking much, is it?
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Quite entertaining[^]
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The breakfast tray one got a laugh out of me.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Dali's clocks is a good one too
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Should be Deli's clocks. 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
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I was looking for a clinical thermometer, and of course everything sold out at that time.
The pharmacist told me to get corn kernels and put three of them into the 'back'. If it becomes popcorn after 10 minutes, then it is critical .... 
Looks like I become relaxed with time
It does not solve my Problem, but it answers my question
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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If you know you're dying, eat a bag of popcorn.
It'll make an interesting cremation at least.
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It does not solve my Problem, but it answers my question
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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[Another one of my rants; it had been a while...]
Who ever thought making Macbooks out of aluminum must've chosen that based on the principle of form over function. Oh, wait, this is an Apple product - that is how things are chosen over there.
I have an old Macbook Pro laptop I've purchased second-hand years ago (I would never buy an Apple product brand new, but that's a discussion for another day). It's been sitting near the bottom of a small pile of laptops for a few months now, and I guess over that time period the weight of the laptops sitting on it has warped the lid enough that it had been pressing against the buttons below the trackpad. The system is now behaving as if the buttons were being constantly held down. When closed, it's obvious there's no clearance whatsoever between the lid and the buttons.
The MacBook itself had been sitting on top of another even older laptop, some cheap-ass Gateway made out of mostly plastic, and the weight has not bothered that one at all as far as I can tell.
Googling for "aluminum warped MacBook lid" shows that clearly, that's a thing.
I try not to get my deeply-set Apple prejudice get the best of me, but things like that keep cropping up. "Think Different" indeed. There's gotta be a good reason so few manufacturers build laptops out of aluminum.
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Yet more shite brought to you by vertical integration.
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In this case, horizontal integration.
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Uh, horizontal integration refers to something else entirely.
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My home theater server is an 18-inch aluminum cube case. It holds a crapload of drives, and even has room for two power supplies.
Mountain Mods[^]
I realize it's not a laptop, but hey - it's aluminum.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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Compare the thickness of this laptop's lid with your case.
I don't entirely blame the material. I blame whoever chose that material and made it so thin.
[Edit]
My next door neighbor owns a bodyshop. He curses today's cars, made out of aluminum so thin it's easy to put a dent in a fender when trying to fix it.
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