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Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
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Q. What does a 400lb bear eat?
A. Anything it wants.
I'll just grab my coat and see myself out.
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Should've went with gummy bears. 
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Yeah, but it was already taken. 
I could have went with;
Out in north west US they have grizzly bears, which are a very ferocious beast so they make all the hikers wear small bells around their necks to scare the bears away.
You know how you can tell a black bear from a grizzly?
Grizzly poop has little bells in it.
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No no.... he eats gummy bears.
Ah well, I've got nothing.
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They do the same in Japan except the explanation is so you let the bears know you are approaching, a startled bear apparently is rather dangerous.
Thankfully Oz only had drop bears.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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A couple of old ones
Even if a bear wears socks and shoes he still has bear feet.
A bear walks into a bar and says,
“Give me a whiskey and ................cola.”
“Why the big pause?” asks the bartender. The bear shrugged.
“I’m not sure; I was born with them.”
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter - it’s not going to come anyways!
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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I keep finding methods that seem outdated and/or don't have all the functionality I need.
I'm using vb.net in VS 2017. The webcam is a Logitech Brio.
I need the ability to take still photos, and acquire video. In both cases data from another source will be overlaid in the image, as it is recorded.
Any suggestions would be appreciated. Links to examples/demos would be great too.
thanks!
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Wrong place to ask: see the sentence above that ends in red. Then try here: Ask a Question[^]
But ... tell us what you tried, exactly - and what happened when you did. That way, we don't waste our time or your time giving you "solutions" you have already rejected ...
And see here: Asking questions is a skill[^]
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Turn it on.
Face camera.
Was it really that hard?
I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated.
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If you're going to ask a programming question here, you need to use a thinly veiled disguise as something else. Perhaps, asking for opinions first or saying tabs are better than spaces. 
Jeremy Falcon
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Apparently, you can ask programming questions now in the Lounge. No one seems to care anymore, one way or another.
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I gave you an up vote just to negate the down vote. Let the chaos ensue... muwahahahahaha. 
Jeremy Falcon
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thumbs down is still +8 rep points. So, I can only win at this rate. 
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The thing is that a non-programmer sees a problem in the use of some digital stuff.
He isn't programming it, but we programmers see it as something that can be soved through programming.
So we yell at him, even though he is not a programmer at all.
Sometimes, I think 'The Lounge' is a misnomer. The primary purpose and function of the forum is to discuss word puzzles and puns. Anything else is secondary, only marginally accepted.
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The occasional haiku is also acceptable.
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FreedMalloc reply,
missed an opportunity,
to be eloquent.
Mentioning Haiku,
should require syllables,
correctly counted.
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I have to agree. I thought that I should have made the response a Haiku right after I posted it but I couldn't come up with one.
But, I do salute your response to me! 
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Agreed. It's a fine balance for sure.
Jeremy Falcon
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Hint: the photos and videos wind up in a folder.
"Overlaying" is a post production process; even if it's milliseconds; or frame by frame.
"Before entering on an understanding, I have meditated for a long time, and have foreseen what might happen. It is not genius which reveals to me suddenly, secretly, what I have to say or to do in a circumstance unexpected by other people; it is reflection, it is meditation." - Napoleon I
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just take a photo on your mobile and send it via email
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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Which webcam? I own six that are so old they do not work anymore, unless I install Windows ME.
I am NOT installing Windows ME, let that be clear.
So, that hardware is not an option. Well, not that easy on Linux. My Raspberry isn't accepting all, let alone that Mono talks to it.
I'll update once it works, IF I get it to work. We could definitively use a witch familiar with code to pioneer the subject.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Maybe someone would like to share their experiences or thoughts on this
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