Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DDEthel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
When Grandpa on Sunday on his bike jumps
and secretly enters the factory,
then Grandma's afraid that he will collapse
because today he'll be workin' overtime.
Yes, now is again time to spit in the hands.
We'll increase the gross national product,
yes, yes, yes, now we spit in our hands.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
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