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Do you really want to smell like bacon in a bacon crazed society?
Seriously, it's like slathering yourself in peanut butter and hanging out in the elephant enclosure at a local zoo.
I predict bad things.
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It'd end up like the last scene in Perfume: The Story of a Murderer.
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Mmm bacon 
Just finished a plate of bacon and pasta and it was delicious, no need for me to pay to smell like bacon, the whole house probably smells like bacon at the moment 
"The secret of happiness is freedom, and the secret of freedom, courage."
Thucydides (B.C. 460-400)
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Geesh, what ever happened to sandalwood?
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Is that what happens here[^] ...?
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Real men don't need a fragrance to smell like a man...
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Only someone with BO and halitosis would say that... 
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
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I've smelt strongly of beer on a number of occasions... 
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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But now you have an excuse, "But boss, it's my soap!"
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Now if you've smelt stongly of smelt...  at least the cat would still be your friend.
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I predict that he'll get several proposals for gay marriage.
(Remember that you heard it here first, not from the Microsoft prediction engine)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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mark merrens wrote: SOIL
I read that first as SQL... 
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