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I got this in an Email. Made me laugh so I thought I'd share.
Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?
Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?
Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?
EVER WONDER...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavouring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff??
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Thankfully, the end of the world is near.
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All older than Leslie Nielsen.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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You've got time to ponder these? So the rest of your life is all sorted?
Peter Wasser
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
Frank Zappa
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GeekBond wrote: I thought I'd share
Please don't. If you didn't write it, please don't post it.
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GeekBond wrote: Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?
97 calorie in a coke, 359 in a cheese burger! 97 / (359 + 97) = 21% less calories! not bad!
+ the sugar content is bad for teeth and at night, will leave me with a bad taste in the mouth in the morning.
That's why!
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station....
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