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I find the work place the hardest place to pull off a joke. Most I attempt go down like a lead balloon. I made a wise-crack once about not being able to vote because they put most polling stations in schools and I couldn't go within 200-yards of one as part of my bail conditions. From the questions the bloke asked me for the next two weeks you could tell he thought I was a genuine paedophile.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DDEthel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
As a comedian that has to make stuff up real quick, I find myself saying incredibly weird stuff at work - a lot of it bombs, even pretty good stuff.
Today I almost said on my arrival, "What's with all the burkas today?" (It is 0 degrees outside, and most women are covered head to toe except their eyes while outside.) I managed to realize it wasn't appropriate before it spewed out of my mouth.
That's what the holiday party is for; everyone that drinks loses their 7 second delay and the grounds are finally equal.
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