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9-Jun-20 4:36

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Re: Thought of the Day

W∴ Balboos, GHB9-Jun-20 4:43

W∴ Balboos, GHB

9-Jun-20 4:43

Oil help you lessen your load. Perhaps if your food had namaste taste it wouldn't be so lard eat less? Anyway, if you pound away at it and diet for a monk or two, you'll succeed

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Re: Thought of the Day

Mike Hankey9-Jun-20 8:12

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9-Jun-20 8:12

Mine: ooorrrrrrreeeeeoooooo ohhhh oh

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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter8-Jun-20 23:37

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8-Jun-20 23:37

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W∴ Balboos, GHB9-Jun-20 2:51

W∴ Balboos, GHB

9-Jun-20 2:51

My Mrs. came with a car but not knowing how to cook. This was really no fault of her own as her mother didn't want the kitchen messed up and so wouldn't let her learn.

As it turns out, this is a big plus. What she has learned to cook is form me - which means it's the way I like it. A good thing, too. Her families idea of a "spice shelf" was salt and black pepper.

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Forogar 9-Jun-20 4:09

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9-Jun-20 4:09

Quote:
Her families idea of a "spice shelf" was salt and black pepper.

Wow! Who the heck needs Black Pepper?

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kalberts9-Jun-20 4:19

kalberts

9-Jun-20 4:19

As a spice? No. I eat it as a vegtable.

kalberts9-Jun-20 4:16

kalberts

9-Jun-20 4:16

I had quite the opposite experience. I have enjoyed myself in the kitchen since I was seven, but never thought of vegetaian hot dishes as worth anything - because I never learned to prepare them, not until my (today) ex moved in. I really learned a lot from her in that area. And also in Asian dishes, Asian spices. The food I prepare for myself today is far more healty, and varied, thanks to what she taught me.

(Oh, I taught her quite a lot of my stuff, but if a lady admits to learn elements of cooking from a man, it should be from a famous cook, not from your SO!)

Nelek9-Jun-20 4:38

Nelek

9-Jun-20 4:38

Even better was a relationship I had a loooot of time ago...
She hated cooking.
I like cooking, but I don't usually do fancy things because I am too lazy for the cleaning up afterwards.

She offered me a deal. I could cook whatever I wanted over the weekend and she would clean the mess behind me.
Only condition: I had to cook enough for her to put in the freezer, so she didn't have to cook during the week.

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10-Jun-20 1:10

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8-Jun-20 21:32

Shouting online, a large truck produces fantasy (8)

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Peter_in_27808-Jun-20 22:28

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8-Jun-20 22:28

ESCAPISM, he shouted.

CAPS = internet shouting
SEMI = large truck

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OriginalGriff8-Jun-20 22:30

8-Jun-20 22:30

Yay!
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pkfox9-Jun-20 1:13

pkfox

9-Jun-20 1:13

SEMI = large truck ?

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OriginalGriff9-Jun-20 1:19

9-Jun-20 1:19

It's mostly North American usage, but thanks to Hollywood and the TV industry it's snuck in over here too, pardner.

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pkfox9-Jun-20 3:02

pkfox

9-Jun-20 3:02

Well I'll be danged ? more apple pie Maaaaw ?

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Jenkins & Git Setup

Kevin Marois8-Jun-20 16:14

Kevin Marois

8-Jun-20 16:14

I have set up a build VM and a Test VM for my project. I'm using Guthub for source repo. I want to install Jenkins on the build server and set up automatic builds when code is checked into master.

Problem is, I've never done this before. Anyone know of any tutorials or other help that can get me started?

Thanks

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Brisingr Aerowing8-Jun-20 18:20

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8-Jun-20 18:20

Trigger Jenkins builds by pushing to Github | Four Kitchens[^]

From a Google search of “github jenkins build on push”.

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Garth J Lancaster8-Jun-20 19:35

Garth J Lancaster

8-Jun-20 19:35

Jenkins is pretty easy

1) Java
2) Jenkins - Jenkins installation and setup - Installing Jenkins - note the unlock instructions towards the bottom of the page
3) Any Jenkins plugins you need (Can't remember if Git is pre-installed as a Repo integration) - there are two ways you can integrate any repo, poll a branch for changes (loose integration) or a tighter integration where you use the hooks from your repo to 'message' Jenkins .. I suggest go for the loose one first. If you dont have a lots of Devs committing at once, there shouldnt be any issues
4) Write a Classic or Pipeline job ...
5) If you want to do testing on another machine (and it seems you do), set that up as a 'Slave' - their terminology, not mine, we preferred 'Agent' where I used to work with it. If you point a browser on the 'Agent' machine at Jenkins in the Build or Jenkins Server, you can download the 'Agent' kit directly

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Sander Rossel8-Jun-20 22:58

Sander Rossel

8-Jun-20 22:58

Garth J Lancaster wrote:
Jenkins is pretty easy

That depends on the language you're using.
I haven't used it in recent years, but a few years ago you needed a few plugins for C# builds.
For code coverage you needed Cobertura, which isn't supported by VS, so you needed some command line utility to convert the VS output to Cobertura and publish that in Jenkins.
But then came the jenkinsfiles which let you write everything using Groovy and about half of those plugins didn't support this.
All in all, "easy" isn't the word I'd use.

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Garth J Lancaster8-Jun-20 23:49

Garth J Lancaster

8-Jun-20 23:49

er - ok .. I had C# builds running on a 'headless' server, Ruby, Kotlin builds, as well as C++

Sander Rossel wrote:
For code coverage you needed Cobertura, which isn't supported by VS, so you needed some command line utility to convert the VS output to Cobertura and publish that in Jenkins.

hmm, I haven't come across that one

pkfox9-Jun-20 1:33

pkfox

9-Jun-20 1:33

What type of project is it ?

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Slacker0079-Jun-20 2:38

Slacker007

9-Jun-20 2:38

Why Jenkins? It is not native to VS or Microsoft at all, and "can" be a big PITA to setup and configure and "get right".

We use Microsoft DevOps (used to be TFS). Is this something you would consider? Do you have a specific use case that needs Jenkins?

Maximilien9-Jun-20 5:06

Maximilien

9-Jun-20 5:06

I've setup a test TeamCity build server in a couple of hours. (I also look at Azure DevOps and it is similar)

It should be more or less identical to Jenkins.

Tell where your source code is (git), setup a few build steps (what/how to compile, what/how to test... ) and triggers (on commit/push, on pull-request, scheduled...) and let it works its magic.

I'd rather be phishing!