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Wanna confuse the lady in your life? Get her these Chocolate Shoes[^] 
That's evil!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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disgruntled: a pig with laryngitis
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Very good. 
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Bought a pair of shoes with memory sole insoles...no more forgetting why I walked into the kitchen.
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Don't ever take them off.
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Quote: no more forgetting
I need some of those for my whatchamacallit...whatchamacallit? Oh yes: My brain! 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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What an interesting article, thanks.
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Soft and soothing music helps, like Memory Metal.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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cinematic dramatization with the lovely Nancy Webb (violin) playing Monti's 'Czardas:' [^]
brought to my mind Khayyam's ('Rubaiyat,' Fitzgerald translation) great line: "Thou, beside me, singing in the wilderness."
«One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali
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Makes me think about "coal miner's daughter" 
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*Real* music. Something to hope you live forever so you can forever enjoy it!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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I'm doing some code archeology on some old code written at the time when .NET was launched, and one of the really cool things was how you could write UserControls for the web and they would automatically be rendered based on the device. So for a webpage, they'd render as HTML. For a mobile device they'd be rendered as WML (Wireless Markup Language).
We put a ton of energy into writing a bunch of CodeProject code to support this back in the day, and every so often I stumble upon a small relic of this. It's like cleaning out a basement and opening an old cupboard only to find you still have a coal shootchute.
Edit: My abject apologies for writing "shoot" instead of "chute". Talk about being distracted by the news...
cheers
Chris Maunder
modified 19-Mar-21 16:56pm.
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I can't believe I did that.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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I've been working at the same company for 16 years, occasionally I find some real nuggets of 2005 Josh code
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Quote: still have a coal shoot.
Sounds like a point-and-shoot adventure to me
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Alas, I remember coal chutes and hauling ashes (careful there).
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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Quote: hauling ashes
Is this some cricket term? Oh. Never mind!
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"chute".
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I see how this thread has progressed.
You'd probably have been better off discussing "cold snoot" . . .
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You ought to visit my house if you're ever down Ohio way. The remains of our coal chute are now bricked up in the basement, and there's a steel sheet over the outside opening.
For what it's worth, I live in Xenia - bicycle capital of the MidWest. Five bike paths intersect here, with one-way lengths ranging from 8.5 miles to over 50.
Software Zen: delete this;
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If you could have any kind of private jet, which type/brand would you choose?
[Asking for a friend.]
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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