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I'm quite surprised Italians are obeying it ... 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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I am even more surprised: apparently Roma citizens are obeying it.
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So you working from home?
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Nope. But most of people is doing it.
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Until they revolt, a bit like the classic movie Spartacus 
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No, I'm Spartacus!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Well, I'm Tiger Woods, so I'm off to mar-a-lago.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Spartacus
Spartacustard
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Who are you calling a 'tard? 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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CPallini wrote: A bit irreal: You know, no traffic in Roma...
That's awful!
Where are people supposed to buy selfie sticks, or hire semi-literate foreigners to give them tours of the Vatican?
The world's going to pot, that's what it is.
("Surreal", BTW -- "surreale" without the 'e', we don't have a direct translation of "irreale")
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Quote: ("Surreal", BTW -- "surreale" without the 'e', we don't have a direct translation of "irreale")
Thanks, fixed now.
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The attitude of "I know everything, you know nothing".
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Come mothers and fathers throughout the land
And don't criticize what you don't understand
Your son's and your daughters are out of your command
Your old world is rapidly aging
Please get outta the new one if you cant lend a hand
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Monday starts Diarrhea awareness week, runs until Friday!
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I have been a professional programmer/developer/whatever since 1980. I wrote my first working program in 1975 (it worked first time, and the rest is history).
I know a lot of stuff, I have forgotten more stuff than a lot of people know, I have a PhD in CS and have worked every position (in five countries and two continents) from Junior Programmer on a mainframe to Director of Software Development in a couple of companies doing everything from expert systems to language interpreters to tape robot control. I have written standards documents at a lot of companies and trained many, many developers in HTML, XML, multi-threading, and other useful stuff. I have now taken a position as a Senior Software Engineer in the government as a sort of retirement job (the medical and pension plans are great!).
Then a member of my team insists on plugging React into our huge web-based intranet system, breaks everything in sight but still insists he is right and we should all change everything to fit his new idea of how things should be done. In addition he spends at least half of every code-review explaining why our established naming conventions should be changed to the way he does it because he read an article by someone who worked on Farcebook who suggested some conventions.
My question is:
Where is the best place to bury a body? Just asking for a friend. 
[Update] Our wonderful manager has moved him to another team. The complaints have already started.
Now I am really asking for a friend!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
modified 11-Mar-20 10:15am.
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Forogar wrote: Where is the best place to bury a body?
In the same place you keep the documentation. From what I've seen, nobody ever goes near that. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Dump the body in a hot spring and allow it to dissolve.
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Forogar wrote: I have now taken a position as a Senior Software Engineer in the government
Then a member of my team...breaks everything in sight
Where is the best place to bury a body?
Sadly, since he also works for the government, that will be the only way to get rid of him.
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You don't hide it, You hang it out in plain view as a warning to the next upstart.
A Fine is a Tax for doing something wrong
A Tax is a Fine for doing something good.
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Pour encourager les autres.
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Pig farm. Cut it up, they'll eat the bits quite happily. Apparently.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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That was Brick Tops favourite disposal method in the film Snatch 
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare
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Hmm. That sounds a good idea if killing them first wasn't the plan! 
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Won't make any difference in the end, or so I'm told.
Amazing these things you learn when you grow up next to a dairy farm.
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As a Dutch saying goes: Quote: de beste stuurlui staan aan wal
(the best mates are ashore)
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