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Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote: Any suggestions?
Yes, passing on the joke altogether.
"Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for, in order to get to
the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it." - Ellen Goodman
"To have a respect for ourselves guides our morals; to have deference for others governs our manners." - Laurence Sterne
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Arm -n- Hammer
Baking Soda
You're welcome.
God Bless,
Jason
I am not perfect but I try to be better than those before me.
So those who come after me will be better than I am.
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Arrowroot - a white powder used to thicken sauces.
Wallpaper sizing - a powder used to make a glue/filler for smoothing walls before wallpaper is hung.
Cream of Tartar - an acidic powder derived from residues of winemaking.
Plaster of Paris, or any other plaster/putty sold in powder form.
Have fun!
By the way, if you have access to his coffee mug, dip the rim in the juice from a jar of jalapeno peppers and let dry. Repeat often to build up a coating on the rim.
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote: Any suggestions?
Another vote for passing on the prank. Perhaps the joke won't be dangerous this time, but there always seems to be the need to "up the ante" to one-up the other guy. Eventually prank contests always end up dangerous. If you are lucky, something goes wrong and someone "almost" gets hurt/ill and you all feel sorry for having done it and go on with life. If you are not so lucky, you end up causing serious problems.
You aren't in High School anymore, leave his stuff alone. Plus, there is nothing short of rat-poison that is worst than artificial creamer, and even that is debateable. If you want to seriously harm him, just buy him a fresh can of artificial creamer and be done with it. That stuff makes nuclear waste seem safe.
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Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau.
Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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Blech - just looking at the picture makes me want to vomit.
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Is it bad that I think it looks yummy!?
I have no blog...
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: Good morning! Would you like an angioplasty with your Country Breakfast Burrito[^]?
Yikes!
I wonder how that compares with a Five Guys cheeseburger & cajun fries.
You know what - nevermind. I don't want to know - I enjoy them too much!
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Russell Morris
Morbo: "WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!"
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Regarding another product from the same company:
<<The Center for Science in the Public Interest, a Washington-based advocate for nutrition and health, has called the Hardee's line of Thickburgers "food porn.">>
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So what you have there is a very small English Breakfast in a wrap!
Here in Jolly Old England on a Saturday morning,(I do not have time to cook one on a weekday), I have a fine breakfast...
2 eggs
2 Rashers Bacon
2 Cumberland Sausages
Beans
Mushrooms
Black Pudding (for the uninitiated : Herbs, spices, pig fat and pig blood in a sausage skin, slice and fried).
Tomato
Potato Bread
Hash Brown
All of the above fried in Lard(Seriously, best thing to fry in!), except the beans of course(Mwave them!).
All covered in Brown Sauce and served with huge mug of sweet tea.
2 million calories, but your taste buds thankyou for every one of them.
As Doctor Johnson said,"If a man wishes to eat well in England, he has breakfast three times a day!"
It makes that burrito look like a small snack.
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Dalek Dave wrote: So what you have there is a very small English Breakfast in a wrap!
How can you have that on a weekly basis and still function as a living organism? 
I salute your digestive system good sir!
I couldn't finish mine when I visited my in-laws last year. I had a few mouthfuls and was filled to the brim. But I have to say, I acquired a taste for black bun  (my mother-in-law is half Scottish)
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"There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance." Ali ibn Abi Talib
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It is ok to have this once a week, as once eaten, you need not partake of food until about 8.00pm!
It is a great one for lining the stomach for the Football!
10.00 am Breakfast
12.00 am In pub, loads of Beers
2.30pm Go to football match.
5.00pm back to pub for celebration (or, if like me you support Luton Town, commiseration).
7.00pm home
8.00pm Dinner
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LOL
I guess I'll try that next I visit Birmingham.
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rick Cook
"There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance." Ali ibn Abi Talib
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Dalek Dave wrote: 12.00 am In pub, loads of Beers
Perhaps you meant 12pm (i.e. noon)?
/ravi
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Sometimes I type whilst my brain is on screensaver!
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In my opinion there is no meal better than a full English breakfast. I've been fortunate to experience one of the best in the country, the acknowledged best in East Anglia here[^]. Kept me going till 2pm despite a day of sailing.
Nothing is exactly what it seems but everything with seems can be unpicked.
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What is it with you poms? Seriously....?
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What are you saying?
That a fry up wrong?
I have eaten in Sydney, and that was a bit of a belly buster too, and the drink afterwards was legion!
(Last Xmas, when you were stuffing us in the Ashes)
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Yeah - no worries Dalek Dave, its nicer than weet-bix innit? I was there too, Sydney in the new year - how good was the weather? I'm Melbourne, only got tix for the first test, at the Gabba... if i master this dotnet maybe I'll get another hol one day!!
Cheers!
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Speak for yourself. I've even seen people have a sunday english breakfast with beer before 11:00am
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Follow your nose using DoubleAnimationUsingPath
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That's what's known as "Katerfrühstück" here - hangover breakfast.
This being the default sunday breakfast treat in England may correlate with the default sunday evening occupation.
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That's probably what my uncle, the bad-lifestyle-poster-boy, likes to eat for breakfast.
Blech.
Double blech.
Double blech on a stick.
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Both my Grandfathers (one is 90 one is 85) have a fried breakfast every day, they both smoke heavily and drink like fish, both lived through two wars (WW2 and Suez).
We reckon they have sold their souls to the Devil.
Both are still "With it", the 90yo still drives and the 85 still plays snooker and darts.
I am merely emulating their lifestyle in the hope of living so long!!!
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My dad is 88, still travels the world, eats a fried egg every day for breakfast (but is also very careful of his diet - he never binges), smokes a pipe, gets regular health checkups (he's in excellent health, thank God!), and spends 15 minutes on the treadmill three times a week.
Now his son, on the other hand...
/ravi
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