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If you could get a bit of vinegar in such that it spills when he uses it... that would be great. Vinegar + baking soda = woosh!
And wouldn't ginseng just make him think his coffee had extra kick today?
regards,
Paul Watson
Ireland & South Africa
Andy Brummer wrote: Watson's law:
As an online discussion of cars grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving the Bugatti Veyron approaches one.
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Hmmmm...
I wonder, won't some kind of acid salt (dissolved in an aqueous solution) be a substitute for vinegar?
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Actually baking powder will foam on contact with water. This might produce an interesting effect, though I've never tried it coffee.
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True but vinegar is more... fun 
regards,
Paul Watson
Ireland & South Africa
Andy Brummer wrote: Watson's law:
As an online discussion of cars grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving the Bugatti Veyron approaches one.
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Paul Watson wrote: how about baking soda
The real trick to using baking soda is switching the water with vinegar.
If there is any way he can do that it will be a great prank.
Also the vinegar, if ran through the coffee maker without any coffee grands will help give the coffee maker a good cleaning.
God Bless,
Jason
I am not perfect but I try to be better than those before me.
So those who come after me will be better than I am.
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Used?
regards,
Paul Watson
Ireland & South Africa
Andy Brummer wrote: Watson's law:
As an online discussion of cars grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving the Bugatti Veyron approaches one.
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Paul Watson wrote: Used?
It cross my mind. 
Marc
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a baby?
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Yes, I was being humourous.
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Mustafa Ismail Mustafa... which is your first and last names?
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Hehe, I was wondering when someone was going to ask me that. My official name is "Steven-Mustafa Ismail Mustafa".
Steven-Mustafa being my first name, Ismail being my father's name and Mustafa being the Family name.
If you're wondering why Steven is there, its because my mother is a Canadian and so am I .
Well, half and half (my other half is obviously Arab)
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"There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance." Ali ibn Abi Talib
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Wonder why I got voted 1 for asking you this question?
Honestly, there are some genuine cranks posting in this forum. They remind me of those little dogs that bark their arses of whenever someone comes too close to "their" property, yapping and snapping at any little thing of which they don't 100% approve of. Think I should leave a doggy-treat with every post, maybe that will divert their attention from the actual post.
Anyway...
Is it a custom to add your fathers name and your family name to your own name?
Is this the name on your ID book/passport? Meaning, is this your official name? I also inherited my name from my father, and generations of men before him with that same name.
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evilnoodle wrote: Wonder why I got voted 1 for asking you this question?
I didn't vote at all.
evilnoodle wrote: Is it a custom to add your fathers name and your family name to your own name?
Yes it is. To understand the Arab mentality better, you have to accept that to this day they can be quite "clannish". Obviously it depends on the family and the region and the background and what not, but the general rule applies. Older families boast that they can trace their ancestry for whatever number of years and so and so is an ancient predecessor that has done this and that. Genealogy is a BIGdeal with some Arabs.
evilnoodle wrote: Is it a custom to add your fathers name and your family name to your own name?
It is when it comes to Arabic passport/official documents (obviously I have dual citizenship, Jordanian and Canadian). My full name in my Jordanian passport is:
Mustafa Ismail Mustafa Mustafa | My name, Dad's name, Grand Pa's name, Family name.
and for my Canadian passport:
Steven-Mustafa Mustafa | My name, Family name.
I tell ya, it was hell making sense of it when I was a kid. 
Btw, I met a Scotsman once by the name of McGregor McGregor and a Japanese friend oft mine tells me that the same thing happens in Japan (less and less these days). I can also tell you that the same happens in the greater Middle East (All Arab Countries, Iran, Pakistan, Turkey, Italy, Greece, Albania etc.) Also, religion does not play any role in it.
And this is old beyond belief.
If you have anymore questions I'd be more than happy to answer them for you
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"There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance." Ali ibn Abi Talib
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Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote: It is when it comes to Arabic passport/official documents (obviously I have dual citizenship, Jordanian and Canadian). My full name in my Jordanian passport is:
Mustafa Ismail Mustafa Mustafa | My name, Dad's name, Grand Pa's name, Family name.
and for my Canadian passport:
Steven-Mustafa Mustafa | My name, Family name.
So Steven doesn't even feature in your Jordanian passport, neither does Ismail in your Canadian passport. That seems like a big loop-hole in the system to me, your official full name should (as far as I'm concerned) not change over borders.
What do your friends and family call you?
PS. See below, I added the treat!
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evilnoodle wrote: So Steven doesn't even feature in your Jordanian passport, neither does Ismail in your Canadian passport. That seems like a big loop-hole in the system to me, your official full name should (as far as I'm concerned) not change over borders.
Very true. It has caused me troubles no end. My [extended]family knows me by both names (incidentally, the same applies to my brother (Neil-Nabil)), but you try explain this to the majority of the population (don't get me started on government officials). It just doesn't register. The funniest was last May when I was getting married, haha, the judge just sat there with the a look that clearly said WTF?
The Canadian Government recognizes that such things might happen in other countries and so it provides a declaration of personae (i think that's what its called) which basically acts as a bridge saying that so and so is recognized to be the same person as so and so and here's the list of documents that prove it.
Any way, its a hassle but it does have its positive moments.
evilnoodle wrote: What do your friends and family call you?
Family and the Wife call me "Safi" which is my nickname since I was a kid (it means pure). My friends call me either Steve(n) or Mustafa depending whether they are eastern or western (in some cases, it depends on perspective and ease of pronunciation). My Mother in law (she's half English half Scottish) is the only one that calls me Steven-Mustafa (she's horrified that I spell Steven with a v).
PS. Love the treat, it gave me a good chuckle
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rick Cook
"There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance." Ali ibn Abi Talib
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The first time I came across a guy with the same first and last names was with Jerome K Jerome (Three Men in a Boat is awesome, in case you haven't read it).
Do Arabs always use two middle names, the father's and the grandfather's? Marathis use FirstName MiddleName LastName, where MiddleName is *always* the father's FirstName. For instance, the A in my name stands for Anand, my father's first name (I shortened it here; it's too unwieldy). So if I have a son and I name him, say, Mukund, his name would be Mukund Vikram Punathambekar.
Cheers,
Vikram.
The hands that help are holier than the lips that pray.
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Hmmm, yes and no. A long time ago it was in the format of name (son of|daughter of) father's name of clan's name. This is still used informally in the Levant and is still used in the Gulf Area, Iraq and the Arab countries west of Libya.
However, the official (as in governmental documents) is always in the format of name father's name father's father's name and family name. That said, when I introduce myself to someone here its almost always in the 3 name format name father's name and family name though recently some people are using the western format of first name and last name only.
Is it the same of all Indian sub cultures? I say sub-cultures because I know that India is very rich in cultures all referred to as Indian.
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You are remarkably perceptive.
What I said is by no means applicable to all Indians. There are simply too many styles - the Tamils use no surname at all, the Andhras (Telugus) use Surname FirstName or S. FirstName CasteName (where the surname is simply shortened to S.), the Gujaratis use the same format as us Marathis, the Malayalis use FirstName LastName or FirstName CasteName (they are also strange in that surnames were inherited from the mother's side, though they have largely become patrilineal now), etc. And I haven't even talked about the Punjabis, the Sindhis, the UP bhaiyyas, the Bengalis, the Kannadigas, the Kashmiris, the Oriyas, and the other dozens of cultures....  Even this[^] isn't exhaustive.
Variety is TRULY the spice of life. I can't understand why bigots like John Simmons don't like it when Mexican immigrants talk Spanish amongst themselves in his presence. He even got a load of 5s for saying that. "You are in John Simmons' presence. You must now talk in English!" ? 
Cheers,
Vikram.
The hands that help are holier than the lips that pray.
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Dude, you live in a country that is just a complete fusion of so many cultures. What do you expect from a red-neck? You haven't lived in the states, you don't know how ugly it can be when people recognize you're different. People call me Steve there all the time and the moment they find out I have Arab blood in me, they just walk away, never will you see anything so rude. When they find out I'm a muslim and they automatically assume I'm a terrorist and that I've already killed some people. Its sick.
JS is a very very mild case. He gets a kick out of doing this, fine let him be. People forget we're all human in the end.
"Every time Lotus Notes starts up, somewhere a puppy, a kitten, a lamb, and a baby seal are killed. Lotus Notes is a conspiracy by the forces of Satan to drive us over the brink into madness. The CRC-32 for each file in the installation includes the numbers 666." Gary Wheeler
"You're an idiot." John Simmons, THE Outlaw programmer
"I realised that all of my best anecdotes started with "So there we were, pissed". Pete O'Hanlon
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I'm sorry to hear about how you've been treated. Has Canada been kinder?
Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote: JS is a very very mild case.
OK. 
Cheers,
Vikram.
The hands that help are holier than the lips that pray.
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Canada and Europe are infinitely better than the States. I possibly make it sound worse than it is but the fact remains that bigotry is rampant over there. Just look to the news and see how many racist issues occur. Look at the way their current president is handling things.
"Every time Lotus Notes starts up, somewhere a puppy, a kitten, a lamb, and a baby seal are killed. Lotus Notes is a conspiracy by the forces of Satan to drive us over the brink into madness. The CRC-32 for each file in the installation includes the numbers 666." Gary Wheeler
"You're an idiot." John Simmons, THE Outlaw programmer
"I realised that all of my best anecdotes started with "So there we were, pissed". Pete O'Hanlon
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