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I'm sorry to hear about how you've been treated. Has Canada been kinder?
Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote: JS is a very very mild case.
OK. 
Cheers,
Vikram.
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Canada and Europe are infinitely better than the States. I possibly make it sound worse than it is but the fact remains that bigotry is rampant over there. Just look to the news and see how many racist issues occur. Look at the way their current president is handling things.
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Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote: Look at the way their current president is handling things.
Well, that can be hardly understated. Last week, he blamed the food crisis on Indians' increased consumption. Any fool knows the per capita consumption in the US is FAR higher than in India. Now he wants us to go hungry so they can pig out even more?
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Sorry for this very late reply Vikram, my only excuse is that I've been away from a computer almost all day today.
Well, nothing surprises me anymore regarding this guy. Honestly, I don't think it could get any worse, he is as dumb as it gets.
Dude, you've got my gmail, if you're free let's chat on gtalk.
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But this isn't college and this is a PG board so I will keep them to myself.
Actually, if you really want to go all out add real creamer + alum. It will be hard for him to detect why everything is going so wrong.
(BTW, http://www.fda.gov/opacom/laws/fedatact.htm)
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brown sugar!
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Judging by your suggestions so far the "creamer" is actually that petroleum based powdered sh*t, if that's the case I don't really see what you can put in there that's any worse than that stuff. I suggest real cream just to freak him out.
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Fill the container with some form of sci-fi inverse reality serum. As he puts his hand in, the container morphs into an inverse world, with its own ecosystem and population. Remove the hand and the jar reverts to creamer. You could have a whole world in the container, heards of micro-wildebeast trapsing across the creamer looking for watering holes, their young, eager to drink from the cool water careless of the hidden croc that is always there. Just as the croc pounces, your mate puts in his hand, pierces the inverse reality envelope and the baby wildebeast grows teeth the size of a Toyota Micra, and the tables suddenly turn. This time it is the croc that is dragged kicking and screaming onto dry land, David Attenbrough hiding behind Kate Ade, commentating on the whole affair. He removes his hand and the tables turn once more. Out on dry land, the croc, whilst less stable suddendly gets the upper hand and the baby wildebeest attempts a retreat, only to get its feet stuck in the creamer where it got wet from the splashing of the croc as it was ripped from the water. A quick glance across the watering hole, and there is David Bowie, face painted slightly clown like, singing Ashes To Ashes. Your mate puts his hand in once more, and the inverse reality becomes sentient, and has a mind of it's own. No longer will it be kept in a creamer jar, it infuses itself into your mates arm, and his arm becomes a living world for the denizens of good and evil. Epic wars are fought, won and lost between his elbow and wrist. Years melt into millenia on the arm, as just a few seconds pass in yoru friends meagre life. The croc and the wildebeest are a distant memory....
That would be fun.
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I want some of what you've taken today.
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Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote: Any suggestions?
Yes, passing on the joke altogether.
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Arm -n- Hammer
Baking Soda
You're welcome.
God Bless,
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Arrowroot - a white powder used to thicken sauces.
Wallpaper sizing - a powder used to make a glue/filler for smoothing walls before wallpaper is hung.
Cream of Tartar - an acidic powder derived from residues of winemaking.
Plaster of Paris, or any other plaster/putty sold in powder form.
Have fun!
By the way, if you have access to his coffee mug, dip the rim in the juice from a jar of jalapeno peppers and let dry. Repeat often to build up a coating on the rim.
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Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote: Any suggestions?
Another vote for passing on the prank. Perhaps the joke won't be dangerous this time, but there always seems to be the need to "up the ante" to one-up the other guy. Eventually prank contests always end up dangerous. If you are lucky, something goes wrong and someone "almost" gets hurt/ill and you all feel sorry for having done it and go on with life. If you are not so lucky, you end up causing serious problems.
You aren't in High School anymore, leave his stuff alone. Plus, there is nothing short of rat-poison that is worst than artificial creamer, and even that is debateable. If you want to seriously harm him, just buy him a fresh can of artificial creamer and be done with it. That stuff makes nuclear waste seem safe.
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Blech - just looking at the picture makes me want to vomit.
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Is it bad that I think it looks yummy!?
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: Good morning! Would you like an angioplasty with your Country Breakfast Burrito[^]?
Yikes!
I wonder how that compares with a Five Guys cheeseburger & cajun fries.
You know what - nevermind. I don't want to know - I enjoy them too much!
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Regarding another product from the same company:
<<The Center for Science in the Public Interest, a Washington-based advocate for nutrition and health, has called the Hardee's line of Thickburgers "food porn.">>
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So what you have there is a very small English Breakfast in a wrap!
Here in Jolly Old England on a Saturday morning,(I do not have time to cook one on a weekday), I have a fine breakfast...
2 eggs
2 Rashers Bacon
2 Cumberland Sausages
Beans
Mushrooms
Black Pudding (for the uninitiated : Herbs, spices, pig fat and pig blood in a sausage skin, slice and fried).
Tomato
Potato Bread
Hash Brown
All of the above fried in Lard(Seriously, best thing to fry in!), except the beans of course(Mwave them!).
All covered in Brown Sauce and served with huge mug of sweet tea.
2 million calories, but your taste buds thankyou for every one of them.
As Doctor Johnson said,"If a man wishes to eat well in England, he has breakfast three times a day!"
It makes that burrito look like a small snack.
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Dalek Dave wrote: So what you have there is a very small English Breakfast in a wrap!
How can you have that on a weekly basis and still function as a living organism? 
I salute your digestive system good sir!
I couldn't finish mine when I visited my in-laws last year. I had a few mouthfuls and was filled to the brim. But I have to say, I acquired a taste for black bun  (my mother-in-law is half Scottish)
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It is ok to have this once a week, as once eaten, you need not partake of food until about 8.00pm!
It is a great one for lining the stomach for the Football!
10.00 am Breakfast
12.00 am In pub, loads of Beers
2.30pm Go to football match.
5.00pm back to pub for celebration (or, if like me you support Luton Town, commiseration).
7.00pm home
8.00pm Dinner
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LOL
I guess I'll try that next I visit Birmingham.
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Dalek Dave wrote: 12.00 am In pub, loads of Beers
Perhaps you meant 12pm (i.e. noon)?
/ravi
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In my opinion there is no meal better than a full English breakfast. I've been fortunate to experience one of the best in the country, the acknowledged best in East Anglia here[^]. Kept me going till 2pm despite a day of sailing.
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