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There are always guys at the softball games who have bad knees and they are always the big stretchers before the game with no warm up at all.
The people who never seem to get injured are the ones that just toss the ball a bit to warm up and start playing.
I've tried to tell them but they've been doing it for 20+ years now and refuse to listen to reason and their physiotherapists are apparently still operating under 1970's theories about preventing sports injuries.
"It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it."
-Sam Levenson
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Yeah that's going around right now, don't know what it is but everybody in my little corner of Canada seems to have it. It seems like a combo flu and cold all in one.
"It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it."
-Sam Levenson
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Welcome to Oklahoma. We breed our trees and grasses specially for producing large quantities of allergy and sinus infection inducing spores and pollen. Pick up a box of Claritin D.
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tough luck
Bryce
p.s. dont forget my duty free
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Try alka seltzer cold medicine.
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Christian Graus wrote: So, I am in the US, going to Rocklahoma this weekend, and I have a headache, sore joints, a cough and sore throat. I feel miserable.
toss out the cough and sore throat and it sounds like me every day. Sounds like you caught a case of "El" as well as a summer cold. 
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Inspired by Josh Smith's 50th CodeProject article[^], I thought I'd try my hand at creating my first.
Now my first article is published and I can navigate to the URL, however, my settings show I've submitted 0 articles, and I can't find the article by searching the site. Is this normal?
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No, it should show up instantly, at least that's my experience.
"Every time Lotus Notes starts up, somewhere a puppy, a kitten, a lamb, and a baby seal are killed. Lotus Notes is a conspiracy by the forces of Satan to drive us over the brink into madness. The CRC-32 for each file in the installation includes the numbers 666." Gary Wheeler
"You're an idiot." John Simmons, THE Outlaw programmer
"I realised that all of my best anecdotes started with "So there we were, pissed". Pete O'Hanlon
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Judah Himango wrote: my first
Congratulations.
Judah Himango wrote: Is this normal?
Yes. Assuming the article isn't a steaming pile of carp, a gold member will review and approve it, then it will appear on the site for everyone to bask in your awesome knowledge.
[Edit: Oh, hang on, you are a gold member, my bad  . Don't know what the rules are for you then]
Simon
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Gawd, what a transparent method of getting people to check out your article! 
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I'm sure that was the furthest thing from his mind. 
BDF
A learned fool is more a fool than an ignorant fool.
-- Moliere
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Nope, that's why I didn't post the link! Didn't want to be too spammy!
Life, family, faith: Give me a visit.
From my latest post: "A lot of Christians struggle, perhaps at a subconscious level, about the phrase "God of Israel". After all, Israel's God is the God of Judaism, is He not? And the God of Christianity is not the God of Judaism, right?"
Judah Himango
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If you submitted it via the Article Submission Wizard, it should show up within a few minutes. If you submitted it by emailing it, then it may take as long as a few weeks.
In any case, congratulations!
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I used the submission wizard.
I think we may have a problem - I can't find my article by searching the site, in the DirectX section, or in my profile. Only way to get to it is via the direct URL. Any thoughts?
Life, family, faith: Give me a visit.
From my latest post: "A lot of Christians struggle, perhaps at a subconscious level, about the phrase "God of Israel". After all, Israel's God is the God of Judaism, is He not? And the God of Christianity is not the God of Judaism, right?"
Judah Himango
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Go to the Suggestions forum and ask Chris to take a look.
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Will do, thanks.
Life, family, faith: Give me a visit.
From my latest post: "A lot of Christians struggle, perhaps at a subconscious level, about the phrase "God of Israel". After all, Israel's God is the God of Judaism, is He not? And the God of Christianity is not the God of Judaism, right?"
Judah Himango
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I'd be interested to see your article. Could you put the direct link for it?
"What's everyone so worked up about? So there's a comet -- big deal. It'll burn up in our atmosphere and what's ever left will be no bigger than a chihuahua's head." - Homer Simpson
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I realised that no matter how hungry you are, even if its painfully hungry, do not under any circumstances to try and eat a 4 pound watermelon by yourself even if your wife/girlfriend/significant other is cheering you on because the moment you keel over with pain they'll be laughing their tuckus off at you.
"Every time Lotus Notes starts up, somewhere a puppy, a kitten, a lamb, and a baby seal are killed. Lotus Notes is a conspiracy by the forces of Satan to drive us over the brink into madness. The CRC-32 for each file in the installation includes the numbers 666." Gary Wheeler
"You're an idiot." John Simmons, THE Outlaw programmer
"I realised that all of my best anecdotes started with "So there we were, pissed". Pete O'Hanlon
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I just read there was a new study out that watermelon is an aphrodesiac. Might want to think about some alone time with your significant other if you just got done eating that watermelon. 
Don't take any wooden nickels.
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Although the watermelon may be an aphrodesiac, I don't think you're going to be in the mood after eating that much. Maybe next time, share it!
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It was a 20 pound watermelon that we cut into 5 roughly equal pieces. I gorged myself on one piece. The pain, the pain! 
"Every time Lotus Notes starts up, somewhere a puppy, a kitten, a lamb, and a baby seal are killed. Lotus Notes is a conspiracy by the forces of Satan to drive us over the brink into madness. The CRC-32 for each file in the installation includes the numbers 666." Gary Wheeler
"You're an idiot." John Simmons, THE Outlaw programmer
"I realised that all of my best anecdotes started with "So there we were, pissed". Pete O'Hanlon
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Excellent. Ones the pain in my middle subsides, the wife and I will have a grand time.
I have said it and so shall it be. 
"Every time Lotus Notes starts up, somewhere a puppy, a kitten, a lamb, and a baby seal are killed. Lotus Notes is a conspiracy by the forces of Satan to drive us over the brink into madness. The CRC-32 for each file in the installation includes the numbers 666." Gary Wheeler
"You're an idiot." John Simmons, THE Outlaw programmer
"I realised that all of my best anecdotes started with "So there we were, pissed". Pete O'Hanlon
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I am still basking in the memory of the 8 kg watermelon we had over the weekend. Not only were we able to offer to everyone, but the melon was most delicious. I've never eaten a better watermelon in my life, seriously. Dark red ...meat(?), very sweet, and very tastey
Cheers,
Sebastian
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"If it was two men, the non-driver would have challenged the driver to simply crash through the gates. The macho image thing, you know." - Marc Clifton
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