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I suppose she had the room!
But my awe and wonder is not at how did she give birth, but how the hell did she get pregnant?
Was it a bet?
I mean, seriously, someone had to clamber over that.
Who the hell is the father? Sherpa Tensing?
See Here[^]
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"Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future."
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modified on Tuesday, April 28, 2009 3:58 AM
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Dalek Dave wrote: See Here[^]
The title of your thread prevented me to visit that link. What a disgusting mental image.
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Of course, you don't actually see the moment of birth!
However, imagine 40st of leg fat hovering over a crib!
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"Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future."
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Dalek Dave wrote: See Here[^]
Bad link, points to some edit page for which I do not have permissions to modify.
xacc.ideIronScheme - 1.0 beta 3 - out now! ((lambda (x) `((lambda (x) ,x) ',x)) '`((lambda (x) ,x) ',x))
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Your link is too fat to use. Thin it out.
Dalek Dave wrote: but how the hell did she get pregnant?
That's what always crosses my mind. Who the hell would do a fat bird?
I told a fat joke and a rather large woman got up and said to me, "You're fattist!". And I replied, "No, you're fattest". She didn't laugh, she just wobbled a bit.
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digital man wrote: I told a fat joke and a rather large woman got up and said to me, "You're fattist!". And I replied, "No, you're fattest". She didn't laugh, she just wobbled a bit.
I declare this, "Post of the day" (even though it's only just gone 9am)
He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man
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digital man wrote: Who the hell would do a fat bird?
That woman is not just a fat bird.
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Nope, she is the culmination of a large number of bargain buckets.
He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man
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Roll out the old jokes:
"Roll her in flour, and look for the wet spot"
"Go on love, fart and give me a clue..."
Etc.
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Never underestimate the power of beer goggles.
Christian Graus
Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.
"I am new to programming world. I have been learning c# for about past four weeks. I am quite acquainted with the fundamentals of c#. Now I have to work on a project which converts given flat files to XML using the XML serialization method" - SK64 ( but the forums have stuff like this posted every day )
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now you've reminded why I've cut back on the drink...
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Beer Goggles are not the same as Wine Glasses!
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Being weight challenged (okay I'm fat) I understand that it can be very hard and depressing to loss weight but 40st she needs help. Especially as she has three little one's the state's going to have enough trouble supporting them with her if something happened...
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68 medics to deliver the babies. That's 22.67 medics per baby or 1.7 medics per stone.
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Dalek Dave wrote: but how the hell did she get pregnant?
I think she must have used a dinosaur baster.
"It's no good love, tell you what, you piss and I'll swim upstream like a salmon."
Henry Minute
Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain
Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?"
“I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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Henry Minute wrote: "It's no good love, tell you what, you piss and I'll swim upstream like a salmon."
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"Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future."
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And we wonder why the Himan race is heading for disaster. She obvisouly didn't heed this warning David Attenborough[^]
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"Even though I am so large it has never affected my sex life," she revealed.
WTF, HTF, Who TF?  
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Dalek Dave wrote: Who the hell is the father? Sherpa Tensing?
Funniest thing on CP for a long time - please have 5!!!!!!!
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NOTW wrote: "But then I got so big," she admitted, "and by the end I couldn't even lift my leg to get up the stairs. Mum had to wash me standing up because I couldn't get in and out of the bath."
Urrg! Pardon me, I gotta run... Bleurghhh...
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Hi
may I get feedback from existing Iron-Speed users what problems they usually face -features are usually advertised  -
We may plan to purchase this soon.
Thanks and Regards
Amar Chaudhary
It is Good to be Important but!
it is more Important to be Good
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Buy Yes software's codecharge studio instead. Much better tool than IronSpeed.
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I was looking for feature stated below by Iron Speed team
Code generated by Iron Speed Designer is designed to be customized and regenerated repeatedly without losing your code. i.e. even if you regenerate the code the customizations remains intact.
does CodeCharge Studio supports this too - they are not stating this in there feature list.
It is Good to be Important but!
it is more Important to be Good
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He[^] could help you out.
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So Windows seven has a 'virtual XP' available (apparently not out the box you have to download it.
So why not virtual Vista? Is it because Weven = Vista or because nobody would want to emulate it?
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